Inappropriate jokes from your youth (1 Viewer)

Deleted member 5849 · Apr 24, 2023

How to age us all this...

But sparked by, for some reason, it flipping into my head that a common joke at primary school for us was:

How many people can you fit in a Mini?
Five, two in the front, two in the back, and Indira Gandhi in the ashtray.

My, it's a classic(!) but who else am I going to tell it to, nearly 40 years later?!?

So what was going round in your schooldays...?

Evo1883 · Apr 24, 2023

Good Try mate

clint van damme · Apr 24, 2023

Have you heard of the Ethiopian boxing champion - Starvin' Hagler

shmmeee · Apr 24, 2023

An awful lot of anti Indian/Pakistani “jokes” I won’t repeat, sadly.

shmmeee · Apr 24, 2023

Although: how do you start an Ethiopian rave? Glue some toast to the ceiling.

Always made me chuckle. Not sure what the modern equivalent of Ethiopia is.

Nick · Apr 24, 2023

Yeah I'm not going to post them.

Otis · Apr 24, 2023

Deleted member 5849 said:
How to age us all this...

But sparked by, for some reason, it flipping into my head that a common joke at primary school for us was:

How many people can you fit in a Mini?
Five, two in the front, two in the back, and Indira Gandhi in the ashtray.

My, it's a classic(!) but who else am I going to tell it to, nearly 40 years later?!?

So what was going round in your schooldays...?

I've never heard that before.

The Lord Mountbatten dandruff one was the top favourite at our school back in my day

ovduk78 · Apr 24, 2023

Does anyone remember when Blue Peter decided to highlight disabled people and featured Joey Deacon in his wheelchair trying to do things? Anybody at school struggling to do anything was instantly called Joey.

Nick · Apr 24, 2023

ovduk78 said:
Does anyone remember when Blue Peter decided to highlight disabled people and featured Joey Deacon in his wheelchair trying to do things? Anybody at school struggling to do anything was instantly called Joey.

Likewise the drunk driving advert, "just one more dave".

Robinshio · Apr 24, 2023

Otis said:
I've never heard that before.

The Lord Mountbatten dandruff one was the top favourite at our school back in my day

for those wondering- they found his Head and Shoulders on the beach

Sick Boy · Apr 24, 2023

shmmeee said:
An awful lot of anti Indian/Pakistani “jokes” I won’t repeat, sadly.

Yeah this was my first thought, unfortunately.

OffenhamSkyBlue · Apr 24, 2023

ovduk78 said:
Does anyone remember when Blue Peter decided to highlight disabled people and featured Joey Deacon in his wheelchair trying to do things? Anybody at school struggling to do anything was instantly called Joey.

I heard this story from a work colleague just a couple of weeks ago. I think i had stopped watching Blue Peter (and left school) by then - probably because Sarah Greene wasn't on it anymore!

fernandopartridge · Apr 24, 2023

Calling people a Joey persisted for years, not sure if it is still going

Brighton Sky Blue · Apr 24, 2023

More recent one I’ve had:

‘Take off your jacket’

‘Man’s not hot’

ccfctommy · Apr 24, 2023

Brighton Sky Blue said:
More recent one I’ve had:

‘Take off your jacket’

‘Man’s not hot’

Really inappropriate that one. Prepare to be cancelled by the woke mob.

rob9872 · Apr 24, 2023

Wasn't sure if I dare to open this up and sadly not disappointed.

Seems it's ok to post racist shit if you head it up with being "from years ago but of course I wouldn't say that now"

Brighton Sky Blue · Apr 24, 2023

ccfctommy said:
Really inappropriate that one. Prepare to be cancelled by the woke mob.

I don’t see how when it’s what students say to me

rob9872 · Apr 24, 2023

Brighton Sky Blue said:
More recent one I’ve had:

‘Take off your jacket’

‘Man’s not hot’

This one I don't even get!

ovduk78 · Apr 24, 2023

rob9872 said:
This one I don't even get!

That's 2 of us (at least)

Brighton Sky Blue · Apr 24, 2023

rob9872 said:
This one I don't even get!

It’s a line from the rap parody ‘Man’s Not Hot’ by ‘Big Shaq’ 5-6 years ago

rob9872 · Apr 24, 2023

Brighton Sky Blue said:
It’s a line from the rap parody ‘Man’s Not Hot’ by ‘Big Shaq’ 5-6 years ago

Thanks. I can't pretend I'm aware of his work. Although as he's post 1982 it's not a huge surprise that I don't have one of his cassettes

Brighton Sky Blue · Apr 24, 2023

rob9872 said:
Thanks. I can't pretend I'm aware of his work. Although as he's post 1982 it's not a huge surprise that I don't have one of his cassettes

His raps are parodies of real ones, most of the kids unaware of that. Was very big in 2018

Nuskyblue · Apr 24, 2023

shmmeee said:
Although: how do you start an Ethiopian rave? Glue some toast to the ceiling.

Always made me chuckle. Not sure what the modern equivalent of Ethiopia is.

Birmingham?

Nuskyblue · Apr 24, 2023

ovduk78 said:
That's 2 of us (at least)

3

Nick · Apr 24, 2023

Brighton Sky Blue said:
More recent one I’ve had:

‘Take off your jacket’

‘Man’s not hot’

Is that an inappropriate joke?

Just quoting lyrics at you.

Nuskyblue · Apr 24, 2023

Nick said:
Is that an inappropriate joke?
Just quoting lyrics at you.

Denigrating someone for not being physically attractive is not on.

You must always treat people with kindness

Deleted member 5849 · Apr 24, 2023

Nick said:
Is that an inappropriate joke?

tbf most of us don't have a clue if it is or if it isn't!

Nick · Apr 24, 2023

Deleted member 5849 said:
tbf most of us don't have a clue if it is or if it isn't!

It isn't,

SomersetSB · Apr 24, 2023

fernandopartridge said:
Calling people a Joey persisted for years, not sure if it is still going

Living here in the West Country, local bbc radio Brizzle now call the rovers manager Joe Barton now and not Joey!!

Flying Fokker · Apr 24, 2023

Brighton Sky Blue said:
More recent one I’ve had:

‘Take off your jacket’

‘Man’s not hot’

Que? Way too yoof…

LastGarrison · Apr 24, 2023

Simon Weston’s getting a divorce.

As his kids look nothing like him.

LastGarrison · Apr 24, 2023

Who’s the fastest reader in the world?

Eric Clapton’s son, he read 30 storeys in 3 seconds.

oscillatewildly · Apr 24, 2023

ovduk78 said:
That's 2 of us (at least)

3

oscillatewildly · Apr 24, 2023

oscillatewildly said:
3

Sorry, 4

Brighton Sky Blue · Apr 24, 2023

oscillatewildly said:
Sorry, 4

2+2 is 4
Quick maths

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