Ian, that perpetual first post game caller on CWR every match (1 Viewer)

Otis · Sep 27, 2011

Does he have a Bat-phone or what?

It's like a direct line to Commissioner Gordon. :facepalm:

Sutty · Sep 27, 2011

The most miserable person I've ever listened to. Fortunately I've usually missed part of his call when I get back to the car.

Houchens Head · Sep 27, 2011

Bet he's got CWR's number set in his phone and hovers his finger over their name so that when they say "The lines are now open" he stabs at the button and gets through! Sad twat!
Mind you, I blame the production crew. When I worked for CWR, if there was a phone in, one of the crew spoke to the person first and if we didn't like the sound of them or they were annoying twats, we told them to "hang up and we'd call them back!" We never did!

johnniericoh · Sep 27, 2011

I told the miserable toad to keep away from the Ricoh but he still pops up giving out large portions of negativity.

All critical of CCFC and when asked what he would do to improve matters he mumbled and said dunno - what a jerk

PUSB

Otis · Sep 27, 2011

Down to CWR at the end of the day. They have plenty of people ringing up. All they need to say to him is that there are other callers whose voices need to be heard and he can wait a while in a queue.

Would love to be in the commentary box when he rings in. Bet there's load of rolls of eyes when he's announced as the first caller.

rob9872 · Sep 27, 2011

He suggested stopping the diamond and pointed to Thorn's record. You can't argue with the facts that we've only won one game in 10 this season, but I think that's personnel not systems. We are not good enough and he can't coach or select what isn't there to start with. He's making the most of what little we have available and using the diamond, 4-4-2, 4-3-3 or whatever else is irrelevant if if you don't have players of the right calibre to succeed.

Otis · Sep 28, 2011

True. You can change systems all day long, but with the players we've got it's going to be a continual battle to make any system work.

wingy · Oct 7, 2011

he'son now

Sub · Oct 7, 2011

has anything been said about loan signings or take over ? can not hear it tonight at work cheers for any info

Lord_Nampil · Oct 7, 2011

If u take gunner and king out! It's the same team as the last game against Norwich!!! When we played well!!! Ian has a point regarding thorns record! If we loose next 3 he surely can't stay as manager!
Ian is a nob head mind!!!

Tankie · Oct 7, 2011

Lord_Nampil said:
If u take gunner and king out! It's the same team as the last game against Norwich!!! When we played well!!! Ian has a point regarding thorns record! If we loose next 3 he surely can't stay as manager!
Ian is a nob head mind!!!

Yeah' Ian and Clive make a good double act, with Ian as the straight Man, what a bumbling pair of prats.

stupot07 · Oct 7, 2011

Lord_Nampil said:
If u take gunner and king out! It's the same team as the last game against Norwich!!! When we played well!!! Ian has a point regarding thorns record! If we loose next 3 he surely can't stay as manager!
Ian is a nob head mind!!!

Let's not start the Gunnar and king discussion again.......

Otis · Oct 7, 2011

I feel sorry for Mrs. Ian.

The man makes Nick Drake look like the Mr. Men's Mr. Happy.

Hmmmmm........... actually, Nick Drake killed himself. I wonder if he used to have a phone-in?

"Nick, we have our first caller, who wants to talk about your new album. His name is Ian and he's on line one ....................... Nick? Nick? Nick!!!!!!! Quick, someone dial 999, I think he's just topped himself"

Didge76 · Oct 7, 2011

Speaks more sense than all u prats on this thread!!!!!! Why dont all of you go on the radio and express all of your views? No, well least he has got the balls to do it and says it how it is.

Otis · Oct 7, 2011

Thanks for that, Ian.

We would like to get on the radio for sure. Seems like we would have to crawl over Ian's dead body first though.

And speaks sense? The guy goes on after every game and moans. That's about it.

bamalamafizzfazz · Oct 7, 2011

Didge76 said:
Speaks more sense than all u prats on this thread!!!!!! Why dont all of you go on the radio and express all of your views? No, well least he has got the balls to do it and says it how it is.

You first... prat :laugh:

Nonleagueherewecome · Oct 7, 2011

Oh God not the "Thorn Out" debate again, please no...

Otis · Oct 7, 2011

Ohh, and first piece of evidence for the prosecution.

Defence: 'Speaks more sense than all you prats.'

Prosecution: "Transcript, your honour. Almost word for word what occurred one Saturday at 5 mins to 5."

"First caller on line one. It's Ian."

Eakin: "Hi Ian, what did you think?"

Ian: "I don't know, Clive. What did you think?"

The prosecution rests, m'lud.

Nonleagueherewecome · Oct 7, 2011

Didge76 said:
Speaks more sense than all u prats on this thread!!!!!! Why dont all of you go on the radio and express all of your views? No, well least he has got the balls to do it and says it how it is.

Hiya, Ian!

Didge76 · Oct 7, 2011

Nonleagueherewecome said:
Hiya, Ian!

Oooh all very touchy now aren't we! On the subject of myself being Ian, close but not close enough.

kingharvest · Oct 7, 2011

I'm pretty sure they call him to be honest, sure I heard that somewhere...personally I think he speaks a fair bit of sense but like all of us he can get carried away.

Otis · Oct 7, 2011

Sorry, Mrs. Ian.

Otis · Oct 7, 2011

kingharvest said:
I'm pretty sure they call him to be honest, sure I heard that somewhere...personally I think he speaks a fair bit of sense but like all of us he can get carried away.

I wish he did speak sense, but alas not on 99% of occasions. He just seems to come on to moan. even when we get a hard earned draw. I recall the one game last season under AB when we played really, really well, had about 23 shots on goal, hit the bar a couple of times and were very, very unlucky. It was 0-0 but a very entertaining game. It was an excellent performance against all the dross that had gone on before it in previous games and a lot of people applauded the City off the park.

Ian promptly came on and said it was awful. I recall Clive Eakin being absolutely astonished. Sorry, but the guy just moans and hardly ever says anything constructive!!

Very rarely do I feel that I have been to the same game as him.

Nonleagueherewecome · Oct 7, 2011

Didge76 said:
Oooh all very touchy now aren't we! On the subject of myself being Ian, close but not close enough.

Hmm...Ian with his wife's dress on? Sorry, Ianette..

wingy · Oct 7, 2011

ARe you sure it was'nt the 1-0 reverse against swansea Otis ,pulverised them for 70mins ,penned in their own half we all know what happened,and then AB got sack,DIDGE are you Juggy

Grendel · Oct 7, 2011

Houchens Head said:
Bet he's got CWR's number set in his phone and hovers his finger over their name so that when they say "The lines are now open" he stabs at the button and gets through! Sad twat!
Mind you, I blame the production crew. When I worked for CWR, if there was a phone in, one of the crew spoke to the person first and if we didn't like the sound of them or they were annoying twats, we told them to "hang up and we'd call them back!" We never did!

Is it not possible CWR ring him to get him on. After all he causes enough debate and gives the radio programme much needed publicity. I have in the past sent the odd text and I have been called asking if I want to go on.

stupot07 · Oct 7, 2011

Are you on about the Preston game Otis? We battered them that day, but I think we lost 1-0.

Nonleagueherewecome · Oct 7, 2011

wingy said:
ARe you sure it was'nt the 1-0 reverse against swansea Otis ,pulverised them for 70mins ,penned in their own half we all know what happened,and then AB got sack,DIDGE are you Juggy

A memorable game...David Bell, on comeback from injury and without any match fitness, had an absolute blinder. He even tackled and beat his man, too!

Nonleagueherewecome · Oct 7, 2011

GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!! Sorry, I know it's off topic, but we don't get to do that around here very often thesedays....

Didge76 · Oct 7, 2011

wingy said:
ARe you sure it was'nt the 1-0 reverse against swansea Otis ,pulverised them for 70mins ,penned in their own half we all know what happened,and then AB got sack,DIDGE are you Juggy

Er no, keep guessing.

wingy · Oct 7, 2011

NEIL maybe??????

Otis · Oct 7, 2011

Okay, done so.

Now you going to tell me?

Didge76 · Oct 7, 2011

wingy said:
NEIL maybe??????

Neil i'm not, Nigel I'm not. You might aswell stop guessing because you will not find out.

Sub · Oct 7, 2011

so was there anything intresting said in the show tonight ?

Otis · Oct 7, 2011

Yep. Ian said that even though we don't have a game this week he knows we'll still be awful.

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