I went to Church Last Wednesday (2 Viewers)

Sky_Blue_Daz

Well-Known Member

• Jun 27, 2011

• #1

And prayed to god to allow me to win the Lottery, never won.
I went Back on Friday and Prayed to win the Euromillions, Never won.
Went back on the Saturday and said 7 Hail Marys, 7 Our Fathers and Prayed to win the Lottery.
When I come out of Church a Ray of Sunlight Beamed down on me from Heaven and
God's voiced Boomed out ' Meet me halfway Daz! Buy a fuckin Ticket'

 

blueflint

Well-Known Member

• Jun 27, 2011

• #2

funneeee i may try that :claping hands::claping hands:

 

rob9872

Well-Known Member

• Jun 27, 2011

• #3

For originality, content and wit I score it generously as 1 out of 10. When I first heard it circa 1983 it was usually about a Jewish fella or a Jock.

 

Sky Blue Sheepy

New Member

• Jun 27, 2011

• #4

I've not heard that... made me smile

 

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ccfc2011

New Member

• Jun 27, 2011

• #5

lol.....

 

Ernie Machin

New Member

• Jun 28, 2011

• #6

The idea of a God. That made me LOL out loud.

 

Sky_Blue_Daz

Well-Known Member

• Jun 28, 2011

• #7

rob9872 said:

For originality, content and wit I score it generously as 1 out of 10. When I first heard it circa 1983 it was usually about a Jewish fella or a Jock.

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Here's another one.
Theres this fella on his deathbed his wife asks if there is anything he would like before he passes away. With his voice in hushed and whispered tones he aks for some fresh salmon. The wife goes off an prepares his meal after an hour she comes back and gives him a plate, he takes a taste and says Thats Tuna, the wife says yaeh Im saving the salmon for the funeral

 

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ccfc2011

New Member

• Jun 28, 2011

• #8

Do not mix god and football

 

rob9872

Well-Known Member

• Jun 28, 2011

• #9

Much better - I'll give that a 5

 

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ccfc2011

New Member

• Jun 28, 2011

• #10

lol....................

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Jun 28, 2011

• #11

Nice one Daz. There's a really good thread on here called Bad Joke Corner. You should contribute to that!