Who goes randomly, whenever the date is divisible by 7;
Who will never set foot in the ground;
Who stands on a hill;
Who stands on a hill while also setting foot on a ground at the same time;
Who will only go if they can dress up as Ronald McDonald;
Who gets behind the boys, but not the buoys;
Who in their efforts not to set foot in the ground, wears stilts;
Who gets confused and actually thought they were in Southampton;
Who makes sure he lets people who go know their breath stinks of elderberries;
Who won't go unless Martin Boorman is their chauffeur;
Who goes while never going, and will stand on a hill outside the Ricoh as soon as the council sort it out and build one from earth dredged from HS2 and NUCKLE FFS!