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  • Thread starter Otis
  • Start date Nov 23, 2011
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Otis

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  • Nov 23, 2011
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Job No:CFA/51074SOC Code:7212WageExceeds National Minimum WageHoursFlexibleLocationCOVENTRY CV1DurationTemporaryDate posted23 November 2011Pension detailsNo details held

Description
Would you like to work as an Elf with Father Christmas in his Grotto. As an Elf your duties would include 'Meeting and Greeting' children and their families, and assisting to ensure each child is photographed with Santa. You would also be entertaining queues, assisting with the Father Christmas interview, working the Till. Point, and refilling Santas sacks. Some experience in Customer Service is preferred, however not essential, as full training is given.

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:claping hands:




Ohh bugger. Sorry, wrong forum.
 
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SkyBlueScottie

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  • Nov 23, 2011
  • #2
Otis, where is that posted? This looks to be an ideal opportunity to take the piss out of a short bloke at work.
 
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The soothsayer

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  • Nov 23, 2011
  • #3
Whats so funny about it? Its good honest seasonal work, Ive been doing it many years. This and snow white is my bread and butter,and your a bit of a c**t for taking the piss.
Im sick of this "lets laugh at the dwarf" attitude, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. As a local entertainer I have enough to contend with, spoilt brat kids and abuse from drunks,now this from a wanker like you. Im a professional and can do without you jumping on the bandwagon of ridicule, sometimes I feel like handing in my outfit,whats the fooking point.
 

We'll_live_and_die

Super Moderator
  • Nov 23, 2011
  • #4
The soothsayer said:
Whats so funny about it? Its good honest seasonal work, Ive been doing it many years. This and snow white is my bread and butter,and your a bit of a c**t for taking the piss.
Im sick of this "lets laugh at the dwarf" attitude, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. As a local entertainer I have enough to contend with, spoilt brat kids and abuse from drunks,now this from a wanker like you. Im a professional and can do without you jumping on the bandwagon of ridicule, sometimes I feel like handing in my outfit,whats the fooking point.
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Ha ha ha Are you a 6ft tall man trying to work as a dwarf?
 

ashbyjan

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  • Nov 23, 2011
  • #5
Now now lets not look down on this opportunity - mighty oaks from little acorns grow
 

We'll_live_and_die

Super Moderator
  • Nov 23, 2011
  • #6
ashbyjan said:
mighty oaks from little acorns grow
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Unless they are Dwarf Oaks
 

Astute

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 23, 2011
  • #7
The soothsayer said:
Whats so funny about it? Its good honest seasonal work, Ive been doing it many years. This and snow white is my bread and butter,and your a bit of a c**t for taking the piss.
Im sick of this "lets laugh at the dwarf" attitude, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. As a local entertainer I have enough to contend with, spoilt brat kids and abuse from drunks,now this from a wanker like you. Im a professional and can do without you jumping on the bandwagon of ridicule, sometimes I feel like handing in my outfit,whats the fooking point.
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:laugh:

Will keep it short. Sorry to say but this is the funniest thing I have read for ages
 
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SkyBluesAndy

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  • Nov 23, 2011
  • #8
The soothsayer said:
Whats so funny about it? Its good honest seasonal work, Ive been doing it many years. This and snow white is my bread and butter,and your a bit of a c-unit for taking the piss.
Im sick of this "lets laugh at the dwarf" attitude, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. As a local entertainer I have enough to contend with, spoilt brat kids and abuse from drunks,now this from a wanker like you. Im a professional and can do without you jumping on the bandwagon of ridicule, sometimes I feel like handing in my outfit,whats the fooking point.
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Not sure if serious...
 
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SkyBlueScottie

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  • Nov 23, 2011
  • #9
The soothsayer said:
Whats so funny about it? Its good honest seasonal work, Ive been doing it many years. This and snow white is my bread and butter,and your a bit of a c**t for taking the piss.
Im sick of this "lets laugh at the dwarf" attitude, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. As a local entertainer I have enough to contend with, spoilt brat kids and abuse from drunks,now this from a wanker like you. Im a professional and can do without you jumping on the bandwagon of ridicule, sometimes I feel like handing in my outfit,whats the fooking point.
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no need to get on your high horse
 

Nonleagueherewecome

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  • Nov 23, 2011
  • #10
The soothsayer said:
Whats so funny about it? Its good honest seasonal work, Ive been doing it many years. This and snow white is my bread and butter,and your a bit of a c**t for taking the piss.
Im sick of this "lets laugh at the dwarf" attitude, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. As a local entertainer I have enough to contend with, spoilt brat kids and abuse from drunks,now this from a wanker like you. Im a professional and can do without you jumping on the bandwagon of ridicule, sometimes I feel like handing in my outfit,whats the fooking point.
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Have you been watching "Life's Too Short"? Bloody brilliant IMO.
 

TheParsonsHose

Member
  • Nov 23, 2011
  • #11
SkyBlueScottie said:
Otis, where is that posted? This looks to be an ideal opportunity to take the piss out of a short bloke at work.
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The role of Santa has already been filled by Otis and this is his blatant recruitment drive in the run up to Christmas.
 

Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 23, 2011
  • #12
The soothsayer said:
Whats so funny about it? Its good honest seasonal work, Ive been doing it many years. This and snow white is my bread and butter,and your a bit of a c**t for taking the piss.
Im sick of this "lets laugh at the dwarf" attitude, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. As a local entertainer I have enough to contend with, spoilt brat kids and abuse from drunks,now this from a wanker like you. Im a professional and can do without you jumping on the bandwagon of ridicule, sometimes I feel like handing in my outfit,whats the fooking point.
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Maybe you should hand your outfit over to Warwick Davis then and let him have a go? :claping hands:
 

Otis

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  • Nov 23, 2011
  • #13
SkyBlueScottie said:
Otis, where is that posted? This looks to be an ideal opportunity to take the piss out of a short bloke at work.
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Directgov. Search for jobs in Coventry area, arrange by date posted. Look at today's jobs. I do my search within a 15 mile radius of CV1. Had no idea Lapland was so close!




http://jobseekers.direct.gov.uk/det...a96e-4bd2-898f-799f93998c40&pid=4&j=CFA/51074
 
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