'I judge children by their names' (1 Viewer)

dutchman · Nov 19, 2015

Not looking so clever now!

And my own weakness, epilepsy, which sent me crashing to the floor face-first, serves as a reminder not to fixate on the bad. Sometimes we need to focus on the good.
Face smashed, teeth wobbly and lips the size of a Kardashian’s, I am strangely happy.

mechaishida · Nov 19, 2015

dutchman said:
Not looking so clever now!

Holy fuck, hahahahaha......epilepsy my arse, she's G&T'ed her way into a thorn bush, off a bike probably.

(Epileptics who are not vile, attention-seeking bags of vacuous emotional damage, I apologise for laughing so damn hard.)

Ranjit Bhurpa · Nov 20, 2015

You can also judge a woman by their name.

Having met a very tasty bird, during the formalities I asked what her name was.
'Carmen' she replied 'as the two greatest passions in my life are cars and men'. 'What's your name then?' she asked.
To which I replied 'Lagerfanny'.

mechaishida · Nov 20, 2015

Ranjit Bhurpa said:
You can also judge a woman by their name.

Having met a very tasty bird, during the formalities I asked what her name was.
'Carmen' she replied 'as the two greatest passions in my life are cars and men'. 'What's your name then?' she asked.
To which I replied 'Lagerfanny'.

Guess my name's 'Meowprostitutes' then.

Sick Boy · Nov 21, 2015

I still don't understand what she does or why she is famous in the first place?

Terry Gibson's perm · Nov 21, 2015

Sick Boy said:
I still don't understand what she does or why she is famous in the first place?

Is she famous for being famous? I am fairly sure she isn't a super model but have no idea what she does.

skybluetony176 · Nov 21, 2015

dutchman said:
Not looking so clever now!

Epilepsy a weakness. Stupid cow. An inconvenience, yes. A weakness, never. Stupid cow.

mechaishida · Nov 21, 2015

skybluetony176 said:
Epilepsy a weakness. Stupid cow. An inconvenience, yes. A weakness, never. Stupid cow.

I know, what a dopy thing to say, and there she is doing a 'selfie' of her battered face for the attention.

In her case, I believe 'epilepsy' is code for 'one too many G&T's'.

Nick · Nov 21, 2015

She does have bad epilepsy doesn't she?

skybluetony176 · Nov 21, 2015

Nick said:
She does have bad epilepsy doesn't she?

There's not a good epilepsy. I know this personally. To say it's a weakness is BS. Dealing with it has only made me stronger.

dutchman · Dec 14, 2015

"Being hated is the cross I bear. Like the Jesus of the outspoken." - Katie Hopkins

mechaishida · Dec 14, 2015

dutchman said:
"Being hated is the cross I bear. Like the Jesus of the outspoken." - Katie Hopkins

Dunno how to respond to that, so much sarcasm and scorn rushes into one's mind...

What an absolute mess of a woman.

Malaka · Dec 16, 2015

Why are they giving this woman airtime? She is getting paid for this bullshit

Nick · Dec 16, 2015

I don't get why people get so angry about her sometimes.

M&B Stand · Dec 16, 2015

Nick said:
I don't get why people get so angry about her sometimes.

I think it's kinda fashionable to 'hate' her.

Otis · Dec 16, 2015

Nick said:
I don't get why people get so angry about her sometimes.

I guess cause she comes out with inflammatory, outrageous comments that immediately get people's backs up.

Nick · Dec 16, 2015

Otis said:
I guess cause she comes out with inflammatory, outrageous comments that immediately get people's backs up.

I think a lot of people get offended too easily.

Like the kids names thing, I can pretty much guarantee everybody has judged a kid / person on their name before. Whether it that they are posh, a bit chavvy, a gypsy etc. Yes she builds it up a bit, but there are far more offensive things.

covmark · Dec 16, 2015

Nick said:
I think a lot of people get offended too easily.

Like the kids names thing, I can pretty much guarantee everybody has judged a kid / person on their name before. Whether it that they are posh, a bit chavvy, a gypsy etc. Yes she builds it up a bit, but there are far more offensive things.

She's just a bellend. Claiming she can't stand children's names that are geographic. Yet her daughter is called India. Lol what a dick. Can't say she makes me angry though.

Otis · Dec 16, 2015

covmark said:
She's just a bellend. Claiming she can't stand children's names that are geographic. Yet her daughter is called India. Lol what a dick. Can't say she makes me angry though.

Nope, but it's a road rage thing to some people I reckon.

You know, someone shouts 'you nob!' At you through a car window, then many people's reaction is to tell abuse straight back.

I think Katie Hopkins has that effect on people. Just think she causes an immediate reaction with some people.

I couldn't stand her on the Apprentice, so just don't bother listening to her nonsense.

Johnnythespider · Dec 16, 2015

Nick said:
I think a lot of people get offended too easily.

Like the kids names thing, I can pretty much guarantee everybody has judged a kid / person on their name before. Whether it that they are posh, a bit chavvy, a gypsy etc. Yes she builds it up a bit, but there are far more offensive things.

I tend to judge the parents by their kids names tbh

Nick · Dec 16, 2015

Johnnythespider said:
I tend to judge the parents by their kids names tbh

I think most people do in their heads, if my daughter had a tarquin coming to her party then I'd probably have an image in my head different to a shaniqua.

It's natural, it just depends if it stays in your head or is used to treat people differently.

ajsccfc · Dec 16, 2015

I'm naming my sons Isosceles and Ja'Crispy.

Otis · Dec 16, 2015

Anyone who watches the US football will know of the strange names out there.

Jaquiski Tartt? Which when it's said sounds just like Jack Whiskey Tart!

There's also a kicked called Randy Bullock, as well as loads of JaMichael's and DeSean's.

Where do all these names come from, the Ja's and De's? It's like someone just picks a normal name like Kevin and puts a Ja on the front of it. or a De on the front of it.

Otis · Dec 16, 2015

Here's some names Americans are giving their kids ....

Velveeta
Rolex
Daytona
London
Rome
China
Japan
Andropolis
Bose
Avon
Chanel
Courvoisier
Lexus
Miata
Ferrari
Amp
Nissan
Mercedes
Scooter
Ikea
Be Cautious
Chardonnay

Shampaign
Aquafina
Nucleus
Psyche
Atari
Armani
Brooklyn
Sirloin
Taco
Proverb
Lottery
Pepsi
Lavoris
Dentyl
Yashica
Avis
Delmonte
Dijon
Bimbo
Princess King
Sultan
Pharisee

Laker
La'Nokia
Royal
Pasha
Winsome
Justice
Majestic
Passion
Luscious
Peerless
Ronald McDonald
Milton Bradley
Tan White
Monsanto
Lieutenant
General
Lawyer
Panda
Yak
Tack
Earthwind

Captain Dart · Dec 16, 2015

ajsccfc said:
I'm naming my sons Isosceles and Ja'Crispy.

That Isosceles will never be a square.

Johnnythespider · Dec 16, 2015

Otis said:
Here's some names Americans are giving their kids ....

Velveeta
Rolex
Daytona
London
Rome
China
Japan
Andropolis
Bose
Avon
Chanel
Courvoisier
Lexus
Miata
Ferrari
Amp
Nissan
Mercedes
Scooter
Ikea
Be Cautious
Chardonnay
Shampaign
Aquafina
Nucleus
Psyche
Atari
Armani
Brooklyn
Sirloin
Taco
Proverb
Lottery
Pepsi
Lavoris
Dentyl
Yashica
Avis
Delmonte
Dijon
Bimbo
Princess King
Sultan
Pharisee
Laker
La'Nokia
Royal
Pasha
Winsome
Justice
Majestic
Passion
Luscious
Peerless
Ronald McDonald
Milton Bradley
Tan White
Monsanto
Lieutenant
General
Lawyer
Panda
Yak
Tack
Earthwind

My favourite La'Nokia

ajsccfc · Dec 16, 2015

Otis said:
Jaquiski Tartt? Which when it's said sounds just like Jack Whiskey Tart!

He's my new favouritely named NFL player, which will be a real blow to Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Cecil Shorts III.

Johnnythespider · Dec 16, 2015

Captain Dart said:
That Isosceles will never be a square.

Unlike the Rightangle twins

lifeskyblue · Dec 16, 2015

She does it cos it gets her name in the papers. I bet she doesn't believe everything she says. Just does a lot of it for effect to get all (including ppl on here) talking about her

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Otis · Dec 16, 2015

lifeskyblue said:
She does it cos it gets her name in the papers. I bet she doesn't believe everything she says. Just does a lot of it for effect to get all (including ppl on here) talking about her

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Yep, I'm sure she goes home and fingers herself like crazy cos she's been talked about on Sky Blues Talk.

ajsccfc · Dec 16, 2015

What a thought.

mechaishida · Dec 17, 2015

Otis said:
Here's some names Americans are giving their kids ....

Velveeta
Rolex
Daytona
London
Rome
China
Japan
Andropolis
Bose
Avon
Chanel
Courvoisier
Lexus
Miata
Ferrari
Amp
Nissan
Mercedes
Scooter
Ikea
Be Cautious
Chardonnay Shampaign
Aquafina
Nucleus
Psyche
Atari
Armani
Brooklyn
Sirloin
Taco
Proverb
Lottery
Pepsi
Lavoris
Dentyl
Yashica
Avis
Delmonte
Dijon
Bimbo
Princess King
Sultan
Pharisee Laker
La'Nokia
Royal
Pasha
Winsome
Justice
Majestic
Passion
Luscious
Peerless
Ronald McDonald
Milton Bradley
Tan White
Monsanto
Lieutenant
General
Lawyer
Panda
Yak
Tack
Earthwind

Peerless Sirloin and Lieutenant Pepsi will now be my two girls middles names. Legally.

Incidentally, oh my life...scooter? Psyche? PANDA? Imagine someone calling their kids that in Glasgow, or Manchester.

Otis · Dec 17, 2015

mechaishida said:
Peerless Sirloin and Lieutenant Pepsi will now be my two girls middles names. Legally.

Incidentally, oh my life...scooter? Psyche? PANDA? Imagine someone calling their kids that in Glasgow, or Manchester.

Or Ikea, or Yak! And Amp? Shocking!

mechaishida · Dec 17, 2015

Otis said:
Or Ikea, or Yak! And Amp? Shocking!

Prefix a 13 to the Amp, for a real shocker.

Seriously though, as if I needed any more evidence that American culture has gone down the pan...

Otis · Dec 17, 2015

mechaishida said:
Prefix a 13 to the Amp, for a real shocker.

Seriously though, as if I needed any more evidence that American culture has gone down the pan...

Anyone called Ikea hasn't got a chance in life. No matter how much they work out they'll never have a six pack and will just be left with a flat pack.

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