How Rich are you??? (1 Viewer)

We'll_live_and_die · Jan 13, 2012

http://www.globalrichlist.com/

I am the 56,996,229 richest person in the world......apparently.

Otis · Jan 13, 2012

713,977,656

:facepalm:

rob9872 · Jan 13, 2012

Even all the starving african kids will be ahead of me because I doubt they have bank accounts and have a net worth of zero whereas mine is in debt and I have loans and credit cards too

Ccfcsj · Jan 13, 2012

According to that website I'm - 56,281,391

Puts me in the top 0.93% in the world.

Somehow I don't believe a word of it.

rob9872 · Jan 13, 2012

According to that link I'm 53,421,680.

rob9872 · Jan 13, 2012

What do you do Rich for £30k p/a I thought you worked in a bookies?

Nick · Jan 13, 2012

ha, what about assets?

Bit pointless really. I am 49,847,130.

We'll_live_and_die · Jan 13, 2012

rob9872 said:
What do you do Rich for £30k p/a I thought you worked in a bookies?

I forgot about the income from that Rob I'm actually 55,566,409.

Nah I work as a Floor and Roof designer FT. I only do the matchday betting to watch the game and get paid for it.

rob9872 · Jan 13, 2012

£40k - very nice Nick

We'll_live_and_die · Jan 13, 2012

Nick said:
ha, what about assets?

Bit pointless really. I am 49,847,130.

Have you hit the top tax bracket yet Nick. I bet you have so much you don't know what to spend it on :claping hands:

We'll_live_and_die · Jan 13, 2012

What do you do for your £35k Rob?

rob9872 · Jan 13, 2012

Nick pays me to post rubbish on here all day. I fit it in between my purchasing and stock control role which is voluntary

We'll_live_and_die · Jan 13, 2012

You get paid £35k to spend someone else's money??? one word..............AWESOME

rob9872 · Jan 13, 2012

Tbf they do a lot better out of it since I do about three people's jobs.

We'll_live_and_die · Jan 13, 2012

That's why you get paid so much then. Most purchasers are on £11,666 aren't they?

The Reverend Skyblue · Jan 13, 2012

I am 245,669,566 richest person in the world, but this could go up, as i've just bought two jumpers in the Debenhams sale.

The Rev

skybluejelly · Jan 13, 2012

there is no way iam that rich, 33,404,201. but still got bugger all at the end of the month,

We'll_live_and_die · Jan 13, 2012

skybluejelly said:
there is no way iam that rich, 33,404,201. but still got bugger all at the end of the month,

What do you do for a living Jelly? I would be satisfied with your wage pal.

Houchens Head · Jan 13, 2012

877,726,174 Any donations chaps?

We'll_live_and_die · Jan 13, 2012

It's stupid being based on income. Houch you probably have more in the bank than me.

Marty · Jan 13, 2012

How Rich are you???

Very, next question. :wave:

skybluejelly · Jan 13, 2012

La_Lucha said:
What do you do for a living Jelly? I would be satisfied with your wage pal.

Got three jobs work seven days a week,can't say where my main job is as people would get peed off with how much I get but I put the hours in and earn the money.have also sold cars since I was 16 but I make more from campervans people are fools when it comes to 25 year old vans with a caravan stuck on the back.and yes I pay tax on any profit I make.

Otis · Jan 13, 2012

La_Lucha said:
It's stupid being based on income. Houch you probably have more in the bank than me.

I've got stuff in the bank.

Tis a sperm bank though unfortunately.

DO like to splash out on occasion though.

egastap · Jan 13, 2012

How stupid are these "Poke" people, thinking you are rich based upon 'income' alone? "Net worth" which is Assets minus Liabilities would be a more accurate projection, but even that has flaws when you look at this issue internationally. For instance Cdn$60,000 (about 38,000 pounds at today's rate) would be a typically middle class 'income' in Canada, and although I'm not sure but I think 38,000 pounds would be pretty good in the UK, but that same income in let's say India or China....you would be able to live like a king.....or raja perhaps. Perhaps that is why most macro-economists use 'purchasing power' indicators such as 'how many hours of work would it take to buy a standard basketful of groceries' etc.. as prices and costs are 'relative' within a country or region.

This Poke outfit is after a contribution of your self-embarrassing 'extreme wealth'. Any of you in the top 1 or 2 % should be mortified and shameless if you didn't contribute to the remaining 98% 'poor' people. However, be aware that charities are 'big businesses' themselves. Don't know about back there too much anymore but when the United Way (the biggest charity in the US) recently advertised for a "head fundraiser" with a salary of US$3.25 million....you know where most of your contributions are going!....the fundraisers!!

Don't be fooled by any of this claptrap. PUSB

Houchens Head · Jan 13, 2012

La_Lucha said:
It's stupid being based on income. Houch you probably have more in the bank than me.

Just checked my off-shore account Rich.................... £97.93p! (With another £40.79 going in at the end of the month, I'm rich I tells ya! RICH! Rich beyond my wildest deams!)

Covstu · Jan 14, 2012

within the top 41M apparently, i very much doubt it!

skybluedan · Jan 16, 2012

36,978,751 woooooooooo and ironic think this is how much ive masturbated as well throughout my life

bamalamafizzfazz · Jan 17, 2012

You are the 58,854,995richest person in the world!

Yeah sure!

Take off the $26.94 (UK estimate) that I have now had to donate to www.care.org where does that leave me?

I really wanted the ER DVD boxset toobut now I just feel guilty lol.

TheRoyalScam · Jan 17, 2012

According to that flawed logic I'm richer than Paris Hilton and Tamara Ecclestone, who 'earn' sweet FA and probably never have.

Egastap's post sums it all up very well.

I like this, too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHo2pXO_XAI

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