Heartbroken!

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  1. Houchens Head

    Houchens Head Fairly well known member from Malvern

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    Just tuned in to Countdown. Rachel Riley is up the duff! Noooooo!
     
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    Not guilty sorry to say.
     
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    9 points if you get the conundrum
     
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    MATERNITY ?
     
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    every cloud...her tits will get bigger :)
     
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    I’ve managed to convince myself it’s all photo shopped and media propaganda to put us off the most stunningly intelligent sexy fucking female on tv! My mrs absolutely hates her lol
     
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    My wife can’t stand her she says she is not that pretty.
     
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    Woman hates other woman : Shocker!
     
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    Hate to break it to you but she probably wasn't going to have sex with you.
     
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    9 points all round
     
  11. Houchens Head

    Houchens Head Fairly well known member from Malvern

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    I was on a promise!
     
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    Houchens Head Fairly well known member from Malvern

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    One of my first thoughts! :emoji_laughing:
     
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    Houchens Head Fairly well known member from Malvern

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    Bloody husband is a Ruski as well! Probably a Commie! :emoji_tired_face:
     
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    Never heard that expression before but I take it that means she has a bun in the oven.
     
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    I'd shag the tory out of her....some arse.

    Anyway brb
     
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    You’re calling women females again, BF!
     
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    The funniest was when Mrs Dutchman told me a certain woman was 'not a real blonde', as if she is!
     
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    That is some place to keep a Tory.
     

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