Sub editor : "There's been a bit of focus on Coventry Rovers and their manager Marcus Robbings in our rivals' sportpages lately"
Lowly intern : "Do you want me to put a few words together to prove we're at the cutting edge boss?"
Sub editor : "Yes you fucking toerag, get on it"
Lowly intern : "Here's the copy boss, shall I credit it to Martin Lipton or Neil Custis? it's a bit of a cut and paste job to be honest"
Sub editor : "Just put it under Brady's byline, she used to be involved with Birmingham Athletic didn't she? It'll make it feel local. Oh, and mention Jimmy Hill. They love him up north or wherever Coventry is"
Lowly intern : "Just posted it online boss"
Karren Brady "Where's my facking money you cant! I expect somebody else to cough up for my lifestyle (taxpayer preferably). It's the West Ham way"
Lowly intern : "Cheque's in the post m'am"
Karren Brady : "You slaaag! Did 'Arry Redknapp learn you nuffink?"
Lowly intern : "Sorry m'am, brown envelope has been strategically placed in your Gucci handbag"
Karren Brady : "That's better, I like it the West Ham way"
Sub editor : "And make sure you mention that Coventry and Hove Albion have got the second best Brazilian in the super soaraway Sun newspaper today (see page 3 for the best)"
Lowly intern : "Fuck this shit. I'm off to see if Callum O'Hare can score a goal"
Sub editor : "There's been a bit of focus on Coventry Rovers and their manager Marcus Robbings in our rivals' sportpages lately"
Lowly intern : "Do you want me to put a few words together to prove we're at the cutting edge boss?"
Sub editor : "Yes you fucking toerag, get on it"
Lowly intern : "Here's the copy boss, shall I credit it to Martin Lipton or Neil Custis? it's a bit of a cut and paste job to be honest"
Sub editor : "Just put it under Brady's byline, she used to be involved with Birmingham Athletic didn't she? It'll make it feel local. Oh, and mention Jimmy Hill. They love him up north or wherever Coventry is"
Lowly intern : "Just posted it online boss"
Karren Brady "Where's my facking money you cant! I expect somebody else to cough up for my lifestyle (taxpayer preferably). It's the West Ham way"
Lowly intern : "Cheque's in the post m'am"
Karren Brady : "You slaaag! Did 'Arry Redknapp learn you nuffink?"
Lowly intern : "Sorry m'am, brown envelope has been strategically placed in your Gucci handbag"
Karren Brady : "That's better, I like it the West Ham way"
Sub editor : "And make sure you mention that Coventry and Hove Albion have got the second best Brazilian in the super soaraway Sun newspaper today (see page 3 for the best)
Lowly intern : "Fuck this shit. I'm off to see if Callum O'Hare can score a goal"