As with anything that old, you've lost things over time. The glory, the notoriety, the money, the big name players, the shirt sponsors. the fans, three stadiums. All gone now. However, all this pails into insignificance as in this anniversary year, you've now lost the plot and control of your bowels because there's SHIT everywhere we look.
You are MY club and I love you, but your current carers are killing you off.