Golden Brown (2 Viewers)

[jto123]

Not picking on players. Just those who scanned. Wanted to do something creative after a shitty performance. Not to be taken too seriously.

To the tune of Golden Brown by the stranglers:

Miguel Brau, already done
Led by a clown, a team who don’t run
No goals from Wright
A team who don’t fight
Slipping right down with Miguel Brau

Each season just like the last
No promotion as in the past
Lampard is damned
King’s tied his hands
Slipping right down with Miguel Brau

Rudoni, not played his best
In the big games he’s flunked the test
No wins away
Same everyday
Slipping right down with Miguel Brau

 

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[Gleneagles65]

Let’s chill out, those without partners need to knock one out tonight. Maybe watch the QPR winning goal go in as the vinegar strokes kick in.

 

[Jamesimus]

Not picking on players. Just those who scanned. Wanted to do something creative after a shitty performance. Not to be taken too seriously.

To the tune of Golden Brown by the stranglers:

Miguel Brau, already done
Led by a clown, a team who don’t run
No goals from Wright
A team who don’t fight
Slipping right down with Miguel Brau

Each season just like the last
No promotion as in the past
Lampard is damned
King’s tied his hands
Slipping right down with Miguel Brau

Rudoni, not played his best
In the big games he’s flunked the test
No wins away
Same everyday
Slipping right down with Miguel Brau

It’s nicely done, I just can’t see it having the required motivational qualities for the players.

 

[Cally Fedora]

Never mind the focus on Brau who didn’t play. What about constructing a ditty around : JDS, tiny and crud,
Up the pitch, QPR mud,
Cannot defend
Cannot defend
Cannot defend
Golden brown etc etc

 

[Samo]

Not picking on players. Just those who scanned. Wanted to do something creative after a shitty performance. Not to be taken too seriously.

To the tune of Golden Brown by the stranglers:

Miguel Brau, already done
Led by a clown, a team who don’t run
No goals from Wright
A team who don’t fight
Slipping right down with Miguel Brau

Each season just like the last
No promotion as in the past
Lampard is damned
King’s tied his hands
Slipping right down with Miguel Brau

Rudoni, not played his best
In the big games he’s flunked the test
No wins away
Same everyday
Slipping right down with Miguel Brau

Oh god help us all