Not picking on players. Just those who scanned. Wanted to do something creative after a shitty performance. Not to be taken too seriously.
To the tune of Golden Brown by the stranglers:
Miguel Brau, already done
Led by a clown, a team who don’t run
No goals from Wright
A team who don’t fight
Slipping right down with Miguel Brau
Each season just like the last
No promotion as in the past
Lampard is damned
King’s tied his hands
Slipping right down with Miguel Brau
Rudoni, not played his best
In the big games he’s flunked the test
No wins away
Same everyday
Slipping right down with Miguel Brau
To the tune of Golden Brown by the stranglers:
Miguel Brau, already done
Led by a clown, a team who don’t run
No goals from Wright
A team who don’t fight
Slipping right down with Miguel Brau
Each season just like the last
No promotion as in the past
Lampard is damned
King’s tied his hands
Slipping right down with Miguel Brau
Rudoni, not played his best
In the big games he’s flunked the test
No wins away
Same everyday
Slipping right down with Miguel Brau