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wince said:

Its seems a lot of season ticket holders are going to stay away Thursday night,( I know of ten) so for those of us who are going up, there is no point in taking the to heart as most have us beaten already , I suggest a couple of songs for the night , if by any chance we did take the lead , lets get the ground singing WE gonna win the league( keep it up until sheff score , When (and they will ) sing your grounds to big for you , lets come back at them with some like , how many times , how many times , its not our fucking ground, and my favourite for the night , and it will get a laugh on national telly , WE want SISU in WE want sisu in

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Otis said:

What about instead of 'We're gonna score in a minute, score in a minute, we're gonna score in a minute,' everyone sings 'We're gonna score in a year, score in a year, we're gonna score in a year.'

Alternatively it could be 'We're going home in a taxi.'

Maybe just best to stick with 'We're so shit we're unbelievable' though.

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wince said:

Its seems a lot of season ticket holders are going to stay away Thursday night,( I know of ten) so for those of us who are going up, there is no point in taking the to heart as most have us beaten already , I suggest a couple of songs for the night , if by any chance we did take the lead , lets get the ground singing WE gonna win the league( keep it up until sheff score , When (and they will ) sing your grounds to big for you , lets come back at them with some like , how many times , how many times , its not our fucking ground, and my favourite for the night , and it will get a laugh on national telly , WE want SISU in WE want sisu in

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Sky Blue Kid said:

Or... We couldn't score in a brothel...We couldn't score in a brothel.... Score in a brothhhhhhhel.... We couldn't score in a brothelllllll.
http://fanchants.co.uk/football-songs/middlesbrough-chants/couldnt-score-brothel/

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fernandopartridge said:

Anybody seen 'One flew over the cuckoo's nest'?

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