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Funny and daft questions people ask on the internet (1 Viewer)

  • Thread starter Otis
  • Start date Jun 9, 2015
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Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 9, 2015
  • #1
You know what I mean, where there is for instance, a product with a customer's question to the site owner or to the manufacturer of the product at the bottom of the page.

Been shopping around for ideas for my daughter's 11th birthday party, which is in 3 weeks time and I am astounded by the level of ridiculousness I have come across.

Saw a couple of questions the other day, but for the life of me I can't recall the questions. God were they daft.

Anyway, want to catalogue them on here. Feel free to add as necessary.

Just found one now .....

Q: Can you make chocolate lollies out of it
A:
Good Morning Many thanks for your email. This does make chocolate lollies, the chocolate is not included in the packaging. Regards Customer Service.
See all 5 answers

So, someone asking if you can make chocolate lollies with a chocolate lolly maker. :thinking about:
 

Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 9, 2015
  • #2
Another one .....


How Long Will be the Delivery , it says 3 to 5 weeks ? 25 Feb 2015
Answer this question​





‹ Previous 1 Next ›





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No-one bothered to answer the question.
 

Covstu

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 9, 2015
  • #3
Haha idiots
 

Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 9, 2015
  • #4
There's load stu.

There was a soundbar and someone asked the question 'Will this work on my tv?'

And the answer was 'I don't know what tv you've got!'
 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
  • Jun 9, 2015
  • #5
I love it in Poundland when I hear someone ask an assistant "Can you tell me the price of this please?"
 

Captain Dart

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 10, 2015
  • #6
You should see Dave Gorman on questions about leap years. He uncovered ignorance of staggering proportions.
 

olderskyblue

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 10, 2015
  • #7
Captain Dart said:
You should see Dave Gorman on questions about leap years. He uncovered ignorance of staggering proportions.
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Do you know when in the calendar the extra day was put in?
 

Captain Dart

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 10, 2015
  • #8
olderskyblue said:
Do you know when in the calendar the extra day was put in?
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The ignorance was more along the lines of "Is St Valentines day 1997 a leap year"

To answer you, if I did not know I'd look it up, easy these days. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leap_year#Leap_day
 

Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 10, 2015
  • #9
Captain Dart said:
You should see Dave Gorman on questions about leap years. He uncovered ignorance of staggering proportions.
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Yes, saw that.

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skybluedan

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 10, 2015
  • #10
I'm known for texting people weird questions this weeks was do you think zombies can swim?
 

skybluedan

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 10, 2015
  • #11
And I have just been to Harrogate for a couple of days and I was in a steakhouse and I heard an old woman ask the waiter is the buffalo chewy on the buffalo wings , had to keep a straight face
 

Sick Boy

Super Moderator
  • Jun 10, 2015
  • #12
What will the attendance be?
 

Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 10, 2015
  • #13
skybluedan said:
I'm known for texting people weird questions this weeks was do you think zombies can swim?
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Yes. They did so in Land of the Dead and films never lie.

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skybluedan

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 10, 2015
  • #14
Otis said:
Yes. They did so in Land of the Dead and films never lie.

Sent from my LG-D405 using Tapatalk
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What breathstroke?
 

olderskyblue

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 10, 2015
  • #15
Captain Dart said:
The ignorance was more along the lines of "Is St Valentines day 1997 a leap year"

To answer you, if I did not know I'd look it up, easy these days. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leap_year#Leap_day
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Wasn't being sarky, because i never knew until about a week ago when i heard/read it somewhere...
 

Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 13, 2015
  • #16
Not a question, but rather a review.

Hoping the guy is on the wind-up here and not just very odd and strange.

The review is for a light bulb.


Most Helpful Customer Reviews

11 of 13 people found the following review helpful

Spitiual Bliss

Verified Purchase

My son Colin bought one of these for his bedroom but when the bulb went on our fridge freezer, I borrowed his bulb as a replacement.

This cost cutting bulb has a tremendous hypnotic effect. Quite alarmingly so.

I often sit by the fridge with the door open listening to Henrik Schwartz and talking to the dog. (I'm not sure if dogs are affected by the lights. purchasers may want to check with their local vet)

We were in the West End last weekend buying ingredients for our Hairy Bikers far eastern cooking (we can't get creamed coconut in Henley on Thames) when suddenly I had flashbacks of the hypnotic lights.

I remember the flashing colours rippling over the bottle of Malibu left over from Christmas. Then the flashback got more intense -the colours as they interacted with the Red Leicester cheese from Waitrose. Just then, the Hare Krishna boys passed by. Nice chap in orange robes gave me a pamphlet called "imagine No Possessions". The flashback got more intense. I gave my wallet to a Big Issue seller. I could not get this tremendous product out of my mind.... the lights. ... the lights...then I handed over all my shopping bags from Liberty to a homeless man outside Top Shop.

Then I had spiritual bliss. Ahhh!

Then the dear lady wife (Dorothy) hit me with her handbag and we had to go off to buy a George Foreman Removable Plate Grill from Selfidges for her mother's wedding.present. (Mad old horse claims that the ones on the internet are counterfeit) .

Recommended - the bulb that is. Not so sure about matrimony.
 

Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 13, 2015
  • #17
Originally Posted by Otis

skytronic 401.090 Lamp Socket Converter Bayonet Screw

Get 4 for the Price of 3. More Details.*

by Skytronic


  • A lamp socket to convert a bayonet cap fitting to an edison screw fitting.



Customer Questions & Answers
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Q: Does this take a screw bulb or bayonet bulb?




 
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