Nonleagueherewecome
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Tim Fisher has sensationally revealed that his actions over the past 12 months have in fact all been part of his concerted effort to win the prestigious "Most Lies Told This Year" award.
Speaking exclusively to some guy, he said: "It's all true. Or is it? Ha ha, you don't know, that's the point! Why, even this very confession could be a lie!"
He continued: "I've picked a challenging time to do it, what with the Romney presidential campaign and UKIP's attempts to deny that they're the BNP in middle-class clothing. But I've had fantastic backing from Joy and the team, and with the operation we've been running, I'm pretty sure that the prize is in my sights".
Fisher refused to comment on speculation that he was also hoping to win this years "Most Hearts Broken" award, other than saying "Well, the last thing a reputable company that SISU wants to be associated with is being greedy!".
Speaking exclusively to some guy, he said: "It's all true. Or is it? Ha ha, you don't know, that's the point! Why, even this very confession could be a lie!"
He continued: "I've picked a challenging time to do it, what with the Romney presidential campaign and UKIP's attempts to deny that they're the BNP in middle-class clothing. But I've had fantastic backing from Joy and the team, and with the operation we've been running, I'm pretty sure that the prize is in my sights".
Fisher refused to comment on speculation that he was also hoping to win this years "Most Hearts Broken" award, other than saying "Well, the last thing a reputable company that SISU wants to be associated with is being greedy!".
