Why, oh why, oh why are there so many fans wanking, rather than watching the football during the game? For those of you who are wanking at home rather than getting yourselves over to Birmingham - stop giving yourselves hand pleasure and get over and support the boys! And to those who sit in the bar wanking - or even worse go back to your seats and wank... look at the game instead! You are missing a great spectacle! However, I must admit that the football isn't orgasmic.