Lampard would have turfed him out very quickly, bloke thinks he’s God’s gift to football and doesn’t put the work in. Which in the eyes of one of the best midfielders of his generation who emphasises hard work, wouldn’t wash.
To the tune of ‘The lady in the radiator song’ (In Heaven) from the film Eraserhead.
‘In Ephron, everything is fine,
In Ephron, everything is fine,
In Ephron, everything is fine,
He’s got two good feet and Ephron’s fine’.
I can’t keep singing this one on my own (actually I can and will if need be)
Guaranteed non generic - No fucker else amongst the other 91 will have a chant to this tune.
This one’s ours!