Blimey it's all going off in Norfolk tonight. Apparently the King brothers flew back via private helicopter, landed at the UEA and hijacked a 25 bus down Prince of Wales Road.
Last update was Doug's on the roof, tie round his forehead, 3/4 empty bottle of ouzo in one hand and a sky blue flare in the other, screaming 'where's Delia? WHERE'S FUCKING DELIA?'. Meanwhile Will is slumped behind the wheel, completely billy bollocks except for one of the team's hi tech radar training bras.
Simms is trying to persuade the old bill that it's all cool, cabs on the way and he'll get them home safe. A visibly irate Huckerby is in his dressing gown being briefed by police negotiators.
Fucksake now Doylers turned up with a 4 pack of stella, a bag of chicken and a fishing rod...
what a day, PUSB!