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  • Thread starter Otis
  • Start date Jan 22, 2023
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Otis

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  • Jan 22, 2023
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Ian1779

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  • Jan 22, 2023
  • #2
Maybe some hand sanitiser?
 
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Nuskyblue

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  • Jan 22, 2023
  • #3
A common move in Rugby known as "Saluting the Rear Admiral"
 

Tommo1993

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  • Jan 22, 2023
  • #4
Said it before on here, I just love this kinky shit. I’d mark him all day after this.
 

LastGarrison

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  • Jan 22, 2023
  • #5
Start at the bottom and work your way up?
 

Terry Gibson's perm

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  • Jan 22, 2023
  • #6
First training session I had in men’s football, a corner is swung in and the man I was marking punched me in the bollocks, I said what was that for he said it will happen every corner in games. I don’t remember it ever happening to me in a game but maybe that was because I stood by the post
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Jan 22, 2023
  • #7
Let them know you're there
 

Otis

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  • Jan 22, 2023
  • #8
Terry Gibson's perm said:
First training session I had in men’s football, a corner is swung in and the man I was marking punched me in the bollocks, I said what was that for he said it will happen every corner in games. I don’t remember it ever happening to me in a game but maybe that was because I stood by the post
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Well, yes. At least the post would be rigid I suppose.
 

Covkid1968#

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  • Jan 22, 2023
  • #9
I hear it’s a Great cure if you have a nose picking habit
 

stupot07

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  • Jan 22, 2023
  • #10
My first game in men's football standing in the oppositions box waiting for a corner, on of their players comes to mark me and deliberately stands on my foot pushing his studs in saying "Welcome to men's football". It bloody hurt I pushed him off and limped away. Ref did nothing.

Our midfield enforcer asked me what happened, I told him. Next 50:50 on that player, he goes in studs up on him. The guy is rolling round the floor in agony, and he says "that's for stamping on the lads foot!". The player had to go off injured. It was beautiful.

Had a massive bruise but never fell for that again.

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stay_up_skyblues

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  • Jan 22, 2023
  • #11
If the victim was my teammate, he’d be henceforth known as “bowling ball”.
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • Jan 22, 2023
  • #12
stupot07 said:
My first game in men's football standing in the oppositions box waiting for a corner, on of their players comes to mark me and deliberately stands on my foot pushing his studs in saying "Welcome to men's football". It bloody hurt I pushed him off and limped away. Ref did nothing.

Our midfield enforcer asked me what happened, I told him. Next 50:50 on that player, he goes in studs up on him. The guy is rolling round the floor in agony, and he says "that's for stamping on the lads foot!". The player had to go off injured. It was beautiful.

Had a massive bruise but never fell for that again.

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Oh yeah. Had that, arm pit hair, balls squeezed hard, pinch back of the arm etc.
 

Otis

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  • Jan 22, 2023
  • #13
Nick said:
Oh yeah. Had that, arm pit hair, balls squeezed hard, pinch back of the arm etc.
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And that was just against the girls.
 
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Sick Boy

Super Moderator
  • Jan 24, 2023
  • #14
Nick said:
Oh yeah. Had that, arm pit hair, balls squeezed hard, pinch back of the arm etc.
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Are you sure you weren’t playing rugby?
My old favourites were just studs down the ankle or a good old fashioned stamp when no one was looking.
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • Jan 24, 2023
  • #15
Sick Boy said:
Are you sure you weren’t playing rugby?
My old favourites were just studs down the ankle or a good old fashioned stamp when no one was looking.
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Standing on feet by accident was a good one as well.
Studs on achilles when marking by accident.
 
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AOM

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  • Jan 24, 2023
  • #16
This sounds like a @Greggs rumour
 
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Greggs

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  • Jan 24, 2023
  • #17
AOM said:
This sounds like a @Greggs rumour
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I was more of an inner arm pincher
 
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oscillatewildly

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  • Jan 25, 2023
  • #18
Covkid1968# said:
I hear it’s a Great cure if you have a nose picking habit
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How's that gonna stop you picking your nose if a total stranger sticks his finger up your arse?
 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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  • Jan 25, 2023
  • #19
oscillatewildly said:
How's that gonna stop you picking your nose if a total stranger sticks his finger up your arse?
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Are you saying if a stranger stuck their finger up your arse you wouldn't stop picking your nose?
 
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