Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is is in the Albert Hall,
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Chopped it off when he was small.
She threw it, into the apple tree
The wind blew it into the deep blue sea
Where the fishes got out their dishes and ate scallops and bollocks for tea
well there was a dead body found in an ice cream van in hillfields yesterday and he was covered in hundreds and thousands and covered in strawberry sauce........................