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Dear Santa………. (1 Viewer)

  • Thread starter Johhny Blue
  • Start date Dec 21, 2023
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Johhny Blue

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  • Dec 21, 2023
  • #1
Most of us on the forum want pretty much the same for Christmas. Please bring us some Christmas gelly and a good healthy bunch of points. My fellow posters will add to the Christmas list. We’ve all been good this year.
 

Woolly68

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  • Dec 21, 2023
  • #2
Scalextric. Always wanted it. I’m 55 now and family still not getting the message.

Want Mark Robins to stick his arm in his sack and find a £10M cheque from Doug to buy some players in the January transfer window.

Ellis, Matt and Haji to open their presents and find a free 15 goal bonus to use between now and the end of May (each).

Sell out crowds for the rest of the season.

Right at the bottom of my sack to find 10 ‘great matchday out‘ vouchers with guaranteed £500 win at the casino on every visit.
 
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Calista

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  • Dec 21, 2023
  • #3
Tats in gift wrapping please!

Plus a big jar of woad for Johnny Blue

And obviously a pair of these
 
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Greggs

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  • Dec 21, 2023
  • #4
A make your own Toblerone, I've even got the song sorted. Basically just a mould shaped like a toblerone that you pour your own chocolate/crunchy stiff into and pop on the fridge. Gone are the days of getting raped at the airport, it's my time now.
 

Samo

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  • Dec 21, 2023
  • #5
I've been very bad this year but I'd still like a Gus midfielder please
 
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Johhny Blue

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  • Dec 21, 2023
  • #6
Greggs said:
A make your own Toblerone, I've even got the song sorted. Basically just a mould shaped like a toblerone that you pour your own chocolate/crunchy stiff into and pop on the fridge. Gone are the days of getting raped at the airport, it's my time now.
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But Airport rape is such an important part of a holiday
 
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Johhny Blue

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  • Dec 21, 2023
  • #7
Calista said:
Tats in gift wrapping please!

Plus a big jar of woad for Johnny Blue

And obviously a pair of these
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Thanks Cawista. I would wuv some woad
 
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Seamus1

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #8
I’m just yearning for one of Grendel’s Christmas Advent questions that were posted in years gone by. I’ve missed that tradition this year
 
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shmmeee

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #9
Seamus1 said:
I’m just yearning for one of Grendel’s Christmas Advent questions that were posted in years gone by. I’ve missed that tradition this year
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TBF the point was raising money and I’m not sure many ever donated.
 

shmmeee

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #10
A CM please Santa. We’ve been good this year.
 
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Deity

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #11
Greggs said:
A make your own Toblerone, I've even got the song sorted. Basically just a mould shaped like a toblerone that you pour your own chocolate/crunchy stiff into and pop on the fridge. Gone are the days of getting raped at the airport, it's my time now.
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@admin can we delete the comments re rape. They are not funny, they are not banter, and should be left in 1978.
 
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Greggs

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #12
Deity said:
@admin can we delete the comments re rape. They are not funny, they are not banter, and should be left in 1978.
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Obviously it's financial. Ffs
 
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Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #13
I've been asking for 10 minutes under the mistletoe with Sofia Vergara for years so I'll settle for a Simms hatrick tomorrow
 
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mrtrench

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #14
Johhny Blue said:
Thanks Cawista. I would wuv some woad
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Naughty!
 

Covkid1968#

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #15
1968 lambretta…in Sky Blue. I’ve been pretty good …. It’s the first year I’ve not gone into B&Q and opened a pack of screws as I only needed one. That’s got to be rewarded.
 
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wingy

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #16
Covkid1968# said:
1968 lambretta…in Sky Blue. I’ve been pretty good …. It’s the first year I’ve not gone into B&Q and opened a pack of screws as I only needed one. That’s got to be rewarded.
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May I suggest a turn to Right?
 

Covcraig@bury

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #17
I’m not greedy Santa , all I want is Gus Hamer back . And 3 point against the Mackam Inbreds that’s all
 
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Covkid1968#

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #18
Covcraig@bury said:
I’m not greedy Santa , all I want is Gus Hamer back . And 3 point against the Mackam Inbreds that’s all
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Nissan shagging inbreds
 
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shmmeee

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #19
Greggs said:
Obviously it's financial. Ffs
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We have this every now and then with rape and cancer, both words that have wider meaning than just the sex offence/disease.

 
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Deity

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #20
shmmeee said:
We have this every now and then with rape and cancer, both words that have wider meaning than just the sex offence/disease.

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We all know the context in which it was used and it should be removed. Poor on @admin for not doing so.
 
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mmttww

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #21
Deity said:
We all know the context in which it was used and it should be removed. Poor on @admin for not doing so.
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SlowerThanPlatt

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #22
Deity said:
We all know the context in which it was used and it should be removed. Poor on @admin for not doing so.
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I honestly don’t think it was, have you seen the price of a toblerone in an airport?
 
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Johhny Blue

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #23
Deity said:
We all know the context in which it was used and it should be removed. Poor on @admin for not doing so.
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Maybe you should attempt to explain the concept. Only on our forum could a “Dear Santa” thread turn into a rape debate
 
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shmmeee

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #24
Deity said:
We all know the context in which it was used and it should be removed. Poor on @admin for not doing so.
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Do you think overcharging for chocolate is more sexual assault or plundering?
 
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Cally Fedora

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #25
Let’s try and stay on Topic. There are Bounty be differing opinions but we shouldn’t get our Snickers in a twist. If we can be Kinder in our language and take the odd Time Out you should Wispa it quietly but the debate would be a Daim sight better.
 
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Londonccfcfan

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #26
Best Christmas present is always 3 points! Same for birthday. No amount of gifts can compare.
 
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Deity

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #27
Johhny Blue said:
Maybe you should attempt to explain the concept. Only on our forum could a “Dear Santa” thread turn into a rape debate
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It was deliberarely used, possibly lazily; possibly to shock, but the phrase and its context was deliberate.

1 in 30 women in the UK get raped. It means that’s probably one of your family or friends or work colleagues has been or will be a victim.

In that context we should all try to avoid using phrases that might trigger someone ….
 
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Gynnsthetonic

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #28
Cally Fedora said:
Let’s try and stay on Topic. There are Bounty be differing opinions but we shouldn’t get our Snickers in a twist. If we can be Kinder in our language and take the odd Time Out you should Wispa it quietly but the debate would be a Daim sight better.
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Quality, I'll Celebrate that, your a Hero
 
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Tommo1993

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #29
I just want my wife to look at me
 
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shmmeee

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #30
Tommo1993 said:
I just want my wife to look at me
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Ready for a divorce?
 
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Brighton Sky Blue

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #31
I really want some figgy pudding
Oh I really want some figgy pudding
Gus bring some right here!
 
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Chris1987

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #32
The club to move forward as rapidly in the next year as it has done in the last one. Leicester to be relegated , Cove promoted.
Maybe too much to wish for
 
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Johhny Blue

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #33
Deity said:
It was deliberarely used, possibly lazily; possibly to shock, but the phrase and its context was deliberate.

1 in 30 women in the UK get raped. It means that’s probably one of your family or friends or work colleagues has been or will be a victim.

In that context we should all try to avoid using phrases that might trigger someone ….
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You’re twisting things to fit your own context.
If you’ve ever been sexually assaulted I’m 99.999% sure all posters on here would sympathize.
 
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wingy

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #34
Johhny Blue said:
You’re twisting things to fit your own context.
If you’ve ever been sexually assaulted I’m 99.999% sure all posters on here would sympathize.
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Well that's rather a small sample given themembership?
 

Greggs

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  • Dec 22, 2023
  • #35
Deity said:
We all know the context in which it was used and it should be removed. Poor on @admin for not doing so.
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Fuck off
 
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