The grammatical and formatting errors undo the work of the artist, unfortunately.
Full stop on an article headline
midlands not capitalised
'34 year old' rather than 34-year-old
A quote taking up half the article with no mention of who said it at all
With a more accurate aping of BBC journalistic standards and a more realistic story, you could easily dupe a bucketload of eager fans for a while.
Every body must get stoned - Robert Allen ZimmermanDon't they throw stones at Mecca? I don't want none of that.
Sky Blue Talk - Where the world gullible was invented.
Sky Blue Talk - Where the world gullible was invented.
Except most saw through. Soooo....
Yep. How many said they believed it? Just cos people argue as to whether or not any player would be a good or bad signing, that doesn't mean people just believed the validity of the OP.
Judging by the normal standard of 'proof readers', you may not notice the difference between their headline and the fake..I expect to read this in next weeks cov tel as breaking news
Well it is goals we need and it's goals Heskey is known for!
In fact isn't his nickname Emile 'Goal Machine' Heskey?
Or on second thoughts it maybe could be 'Barn-door' Heskey.
I haven't/can't be bothered to read the thread upto now:-
Think he would be a good signing personally. Think Cody & McSheffrey could play off him nice, saying that though, I'd prefer to get 5 or 6 players in then 1 Heskey on 20k.
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