You're really not fondue it are you.
You're really not fondue it are you.Cant stand it. The thought and smell of hot cheese has my brain in meltdown.
Told you!!And that's a cheese?
I don't know much about cheese to be quite honest. Quite a novice.Told you!!
Not as sharp, creamier and softer than Stilton. Incredibly moorish.Comparison? What's it taste like?
That's Roquefort, rather than Saint Agur?Not as sharp, creamier and softer than Stilton. Incredibly moorish.
Yes.That's Roquefort, rather than Saint Agur?
Will have to give it a whirl then.Yes.
I don't like artichokes to be honest, so no.Have you tried the Cheese and Artichoke superstore?
In fact, one of my daughter's friends hates tomatoes and also cheese, but loves pizza.
Weird.
/resists obvious jokeMy girlfriend is exactly the same. Yes, she is weird.
Bake up a nice Camembert and eat by dipping chiabatta bread in it yummy.
If you're feeling naughty, a few garlic cloves in there whilst baking. hardcore you know the score
Genuinely made me 'lol'If you're feeling naughty you could just wank into it.
As gross as that is, I might already do thatIf you're feeling naughty you could just wank into it.
As gross as that is, I might already do that
Go the whole hog, introduce some hot wax too!! >Late night snack for the missus, as a making up gesture after a row.
Everyone's a winner.
Hot wax is for wimps, a good leather paddle works betterGo the whole hog, introduce some hot wax too!! >
Or in a gimp outfit indulging in water sports.Hot wax is for wimps, a good leather paddle works better
Hot wax is for wimps, a good leather paddle works better
Well it is Saturday nightOr in a gimp outfit indulging in water sports.
That's what's known as a leather piddle.
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