Buried or cremated? (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

Or would you rather be dead first?

 

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[Terry Gibson's perm]

Dead first and them cremated after they have poked me with a big stick to make sure I am definitely done for.

 

[Covstu]

I plan to live forever.....

 

[ScottChegg]

Half and half... Bury me up to the waist and then burn the rest

 

[armybike]

Giving my body to medical science.

Anything they don't want can be chucked in a biodegradable bag/box and buried upright.

 

[Otis]

Both for me.

I want to be buried, but have an incendiary device strapped to my body, with a timer and then as they lower me into the grave I will explode into one great big fireball, making a wonderful spectacle for all to behold.

Will also send a message to the devil that I'm not going quietly.

 

[Houchens Head]

Buried at sea!

 

[Johnnythespider]

I used to think it might be nice to be cremated and then pack my ashes into a firework, but I went of that idea when the missus said she wanted my privates pickled in a jar. Planted for me.

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

Dehydrate me...crush me up & smoke me.....

....should get the party going.

 

[Ashdown]

I'd like to be buried in Mila Kunis !

 

[JulianDarbyFTW]

I always wanted to be stuffed, then attached to the ceiling of my local pub so my spirit could have a good look down the ladies blouses.

 

[skybluedan]

If I know I'm for it I'm going to eat loads of acorns and get buried so when Im decomposing I'll grow into a tree

 

[skybluedan]

I initially thought cannabis seeds but don't want any old ragamuffin smoking me

 

[skybluedan]

Or I will get chopped up and put in the hottest of curries for the Mrs ,just so-she can feel me dripping out her arse one last time..........

 

[Otis]

Or I will get chopped up and put in the hottest of curries for the Mrs ,just so-she can feel me dripping out her arse one last time..........

I don't know whether to laugh or throw up.


Maybe both are in order.

 

[skybluetony176]

Makes no odd's to me. Whichever is cheapest. If you've ever seen someone die or been to see a body lie at rest it doesn't take you long to work out the the important bit has gone and all that's left is the wrapping and packaging.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Im indisisive on this can I be poached

 

[bringbackrattles]

My dad was a bit of a joker and always up for a laugh so I asked him why he wanted to be cremated ? He was a cricket fan and replied:" So you can retain the Ashes." Bet he's laughing now as England have !

 

[oakey]

Cremated, then a proper funeral, none of this celebrating the life nonsense where people play flippant songs and people who barely knew you tell amusing anecdotes. Solemn, lots of weeping, committing the body in sure and certain hope stuff. Save all that looking back at the life and stories for the beer and sandwich bit later.