Haha.... Jesus - sorry about that.
Crazy day yesterday sorting a load of crap out of the house!!
Years of football - but this particular toe also has a story behind it;
End of season away trip to Magaluf, probably 20 years ago, fancy dress, so was in sandals...
Somebody knocked a full pint glass, one of those huge ones with a solid glass handle, off a bar and right onto the toe! Smashed the toe to pieces!