Oops! I thought this was a wind up since it was posted on twitter and I thought they wouldn't be able to type or see replies if it was genuine, so went for a smart arse reply. Feel bad now. I'd delete it but they've already responded so guess I'll steer clear.
“Terrible defending by Hyam - superb effort by burge but it’s gone in”
“Cross of the season brilliantly punched by burge which would have made the half way line but cruelly hits an oncoming player and somehow ends up in the net”