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  • Thread starter Deleted member 2477
  • Start date Sep 29, 2016
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Deleted member 2477

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  • Sep 29, 2016
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What three questions would you prepare for any new manager applicants to be asked by fisher during the interview
 

Sky Blue Kid

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  • Sep 29, 2016
  • #2
Do you mind getting shafted...... Do you mind getting shafted... and Do you mind getting shafted
 
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Bruce the Boot

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  • Sep 29, 2016
  • #3
Have you got your own players ?
Can you lend us some money ?
Any good at laying bricks ?
 
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ccfcway

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  • Sep 29, 2016
  • #4
What would you say are the 3 biggest attributes a team needs to get out of this division
List me 10 non league players you think could make it in League One
Would you rather be a man with a dogs head, or a dog with a mans head
 
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cov soul

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  • Sep 29, 2016
  • #5
have you got a plan B ?
 
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Deleted member 2477

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  • Sep 29, 2016
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Do you believe everything we tell you ?
Are you willing to take the blame for other peoples failure ?
What makes you different from the other 10 managers who have. Failed
 
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Johnnythespider

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  • Sep 29, 2016
  • #7
1. Can you drive a coach
2. Do you mind undergoing a CRB check as you will be working with children
3. What colour curtains would you like at the new stadium
 
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skybluebeduff

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  • Sep 29, 2016
  • #8
Tim Fisher:

Are you willing to nod your head and agree to everything?
Are you willing to sign this contract that states if you leave the club and talk about us, we'll take you to court?
Are you aware they we are not interest in the club, that you're just a pawn on our chessboard of shit?

Applicant:

 
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covroy

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  • Sep 29, 2016
  • #9
marcusp said:
What three questions would you prepare for any new manager applicants to be asked by fisher during the interview
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do you give a fuck about cov
do you know the difference between a lie and the truth
is your arse big enough to take this
can you count?
 

the rumpo kid

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  • Sep 29, 2016
  • #10
when was your last spell in a mental health unit ?
are you prone to suicidal thoughts ?
have you washed your arse this morning ?
 

COVKIDSNEVERQUIT

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  • Sep 29, 2016
  • #11
marcusp said:
What three questions would you prepare for any new manager applicants to be asked by fisher during the interview
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No Questions, Fisher just sing's them a song and it goes like this, I'm a Small Tea Pot Short and Stout when I open my mouth SHIT COMES OUT.
 
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Wyken Sky Blue

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  • Sep 29, 2016
  • #12
1) Do you think Coventry City Council are cunts?
2) Do you think Wasps are cunts?
3) Do you think Bruce the Boot is a c**t?

If yes to all three:

 

Nick

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  • Sep 29, 2016
  • #13
Which made you most sad, the druggie on emmerdale dying or the dog on corrie.

Dog everytime, can't watch Marley and Me without getting stuff in my eyes.
 
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wingy

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  • Sep 29, 2016
  • #14
Nick said:
Which made you most sad, the druggie on emmerdale dying or the dog on corrie.

Dog everytime, can't watch Marley and Me without getting stuff in my eyes.
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You been walking Hector again? B-)
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Sep 29, 2016
  • #15
wingy said:
You been walking Hector again? B-)
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Nah, mine is bigger.
 

Otis

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  • Sep 29, 2016
  • #16
marcusp said:
What three questions would you prepare for any new manager applicants to be asked by fisher during the interview
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I would just ask him what sperm tasted like.
 
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Broken Hearted Sky Blue

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  • Sep 29, 2016
  • #17
Otis said:
I would just ask him what sperm tasted like.
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You don't need to ask an
Applicant just ask Gr sorry
 

Brylowes

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  • Sep 29, 2016
  • #18
1. What is it you think you can bring to the table.
2. Do you own a table. If so can you bring it.
3. Do you think you could take it up the Butts, once maybe twice a week.
 
Last edited: Sep 30, 2016

robbiekeane

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 29, 2016
  • #19
ccfcway said:
What would you say are the 3 biggest attributes a team needs to get out of this division
List me 10 non league players you think could make it in League One
Would you rather be a man with a dogs head, or a dog with a mans head
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Lmfao, just laughed and woke the gf up got me in trouble
 
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Captain Dart

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  • Sep 30, 2016
  • #20
Have you had a rectal examination before?
 
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