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best rumour you heard as a young un (1 Viewer)

  • Thread starter Sky_Blue_Daz
  • Start date Sep 24, 2014
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Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #1
Female french teacher used to wear stockings and suspenders I can confirm that to be true
A lad in a year below us was allegedly caught giving his dog one of the wrist, he was known as the yorkshire terror.
 

skybluedan

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #2
When I was younger I was a dirty little fucker and I had a leather sofa in me bedroom which I used to make love too occasionly (between the cushions) and it got round think I may have told someone when pissed at youth club on thunderbirds. They called me Gordan the sofa
 

Johnnythespider

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #3
skybluedan said:
When I was younger I was a dirty little fucker and I had a leather sofa in me bedroom which I used to make love too occasionly (between the cushions) and it got round think I may have told someone when pissed at youth club on thunderbirds. They called me Gordan the sofa
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I wouldn't want to be looking for loose change down the back of that
 

Nick

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #4
skybluedan said:
When I was younger I was a dirty little fucker and I had a leather sofa in me bedroom which I used to make love too occasionly (between the cushions) and it got round think I may have told someone when pissed at youth club on thunderbirds. They called me Gordan the sofa
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That is genius, why would you ever admit it?
 

Otis

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #5
Best rumour I ever heard was that of a bloke down our street.


He bought some tatty old leather sofa off a bloke called Gordon and everytime he jumped onto the sofa, all white stuff would ooze out.

Never believed a word of it until tonight.
 

skybluedan

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #6
Nick said:
That is genius, why would you ever admit it?
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Dont know really when I tell people it now they say the same Nick genius,it was a time when I was a randy little bastard wanking all the time,same now really haha. Fuckin loved that sofa
 

Otis

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #7
skybluedan said:
Dont know really when I tell people it now they say the same Nick genius,it was a time when I was a randy little bastard wanking all the time,same now really haha. Fuckin loved that sofa
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And by all accounts, loved fuckin that sofa.
 

skybluedan

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #8
Not really a rumour but when I was young mum told me that if you mixed brown and red sauce together it made bbq sauce,only until about a year ago someone told me it didn't looked a right nob. Thanks mum.........
 

skybluedan

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #9
Otis said:
And by all accounts, loved fuckin that sofa.
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fuckin quality mate..............
 

Otis

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #10
skybluedan said:
Not really a rumour but when I was young mum told me that if you mixed brown and red sauce together it made bbq sauce,only until about a year ago someone told me it didn't looked a right nob. Thanks mum.........
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I looked a right nob once, but maybe that is a different story for another day. Not a rumour, but a true story.
 

skybluedan

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #11
Would just like to say no sofas were harmed in the process
 

Otis

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #12
skybluedan said:
Would just like to say no sofas were harmed in the process
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But if anyone got pregant they would have been expecting a baby in the Spring.
 

skybluedan

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #13
Think it would have been the only sofa in the world to have a dick groove and not a butt groove haha
 

skybluedan

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #14
Otis said:
But if anyone got pregant they would have been expecting a baby in the Spring.
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Tell you what Otis dude you are one funny fucker........
 

Otis

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #15
skybluedan said:
Tell you what Otis dude you are one funny fucker........
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Maybe slightly. Well my wife's always telling me I'm a little bit funny anyway.
 
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Brighton Sky Blue

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #16
All this thread is missing is a Hill83 gif.
 
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wingy

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #17
Otis said:
But if anyone got pregant they would have been expecting a baby in the Spring.
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They should have worn the Coil.
 

skybluedan

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #18
In hindsight probably should not have admitted it on here,if the police are ever looking for a man committing lewd acts in ikea or dfs I'm fucked
 

skybluedan

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #19
wingy said:
They should have worn the Coil.
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bet ive got loads of little arm chairs running about I dont know about
 

skybluedan

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #20
Would just be my luck as well happy with my new family and a little faux leather chair turning up on me doorstep and calling me dad..................
 

Otis

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #21
skybluedan said:
In hindsight probably should not have admitted it on here,if the police are ever looking for a man committing lewd acts in ikea or dfs I'm fucked
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Well in that case you need something to cushion the blow.
 

skybluedan

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #22
You know thinking about it maybe that's why I get bad knees now
 
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Brighton Sky Blue

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #23
skybluedan said:
In hindsight probably should not have admitted it on here,if the police are ever looking for a man committing lewd acts in ikea or dfs I'm fucked
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Don't think they've made any enquires sofa.
 

Otis

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #24
Brighton Sky Blue said:
All this thread is missing is a Hill83 gif.
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Surely the thread is immaterial.

Or in this case, leather.
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #25
There was an old guy round coundon called wet foot he was rumoured to have killed his family
Any way to more serious matters what were the cushions on this sofa like?
 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
  • Sep 24, 2014
  • #26
I thought this was a "Rumours" thread? It's turned into a "confessions" thread! Now THAT would be a fun thread................. :thinking about:
 

skybluedan

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  • Sep 25, 2014
  • #27
Houchens Head said:
I thought this was a "Rumours" thread? It's turned into a "confessions" thread! Now THAT would be a fun thread................. :thinking about:
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Well I've got a confession on the very rare occasion I take the Mrs shih tzu for a walk I only pretend to pick up the little fuckers shit (put the bag on me hand bend down and everything). And another thing in the last 3 years I've started to get a bend in me nob and I'm too embarrassed to go to the doctors
 

Otis

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  • Sep 25, 2014
  • #28
Houchens Head said:
I thought this was a "Rumours" thread? It's turned into a "confessions" thread! Now THAT would be a fun thread................. :thinking about:
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That's what I'm saving my story for.
 

dutchman

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  • Sep 25, 2014
  • #29
I heard a rumour that one of the teachers in our school was secretly a nun, but working in "plain clothes" if you see what I mean? Also that she'd been reported for interfering with a boy in a changing room and the headmaster had wanted to fire her but she went over his head to the Bishop and he overruled him.

The woman was really weird - especially after a few drinks at lunchtime - and the source was usually reliable so it was one of those rumours which might be true or it might not. Anyone who took her class at St Mary's can probably guess who I mean but I'm not going to name her just in case it isn't true.
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Sep 25, 2014
  • #30
A plain clothed nun, how boring does that sound?
Beige beige beige
 

Otis

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  • Sep 25, 2014
  • #31
Sky_Blue_Daz said:
There was an old guy round coundon called wet foot he was rumoured to have killed his family
Any way to more serious matters what were the cushions on this sofa like?
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There used to be a bloke lived 4 doors down from me who wore size 16 shoes. He was known as Big Foot.

Actually, he had 2 nicknames. He was also called Subway because of the size of his manhood.

It was a footlong.
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Sep 25, 2014
  • #32
Otis, loving your work
 

harvey098

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  • Sep 25, 2014
  • #33
Joe cole is coming to coventry
 
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Macca

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  • Sep 25, 2014
  • #34
There was a rumour I had a 12 inch cock
 
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Macca

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  • Sep 25, 2014
  • #35
Mind you, I started it
 
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