Autocorrect player names (1 Viewer)

TTG

Well-Known Member

• Aug 9, 2019

• #1

More of a light hearted thread where we say ex/current co v players but what autocorrect comes up with.
I'll start
Kastaneer= plasterer

 

shmmeee

Well-Known Member

• Aug 9, 2019

• #2

I spend too much time on here and my phone has learned the entire squad

 

Otis

Well-Known Member

• Aug 9, 2019

• #3

TTG said:

More of a light hearted thread where we say ex/current co v players but what autocorrect comes up with.
I'll start
Kastaneer= plasterer

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I've no idea on players, but it always changes Fisher to Twat.

 

CanadianCCFC

Well-Known Member

• Aug 9, 2019

• #4

Whenever I type ’Burge’ my phone falls out of my hand.

 

Wyken Sky Blue

Well-Known Member

• Aug 9, 2019

• #5

My phone tries to grope me when I type Marlon King

 

AStonesThrow

Well-Known Member

• Aug 9, 2019

• #6

I tried to write Luke Thomas but my phone wouldn't finish it

 

Liquid Gold

Well-Known Member

• Aug 9, 2019

• #7

When I type Shipley a 6ft owl tries to rape Tom Bayliss.

 

Covkid1968#

Well-Known Member

• Aug 9, 2019

• #8

When I type Lee Hughes my auto correct comes up as ‘murdering cowardly drunken runaway scum’

 

higgs

Well-Known Member

• Aug 9, 2019

• #9

When I type in bright it spells bullshitter

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Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Aug 9, 2019

• #10

When I type in SISU, it comes up with C**TS.

 

Otis

Well-Known Member

• Aug 10, 2019

• #11

Liquid Gold said:

When I type Shipley a 6ft owl tries to rape Tom Bayliss.

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Otis

Well-Known Member

• Aug 10, 2019

• #12

higgs said:

When I type in bright it spells bullshitter

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When I type Bright nothing happens.

 

Otis

Well-Known Member

• Aug 10, 2019

• #13

And every time I type Biamou, a Gif of Grendel pops up shaking his head and sniggering.

 

SKYBLUES90

Well-Known Member

• Aug 10, 2019

• #14

Every time I try type Keith O Neil my phone turns off

 

Covkid1968#

Well-Known Member

• Aug 10, 2019

• #15

SKYBLUES90 said:

Every time I try type Keith O Neil my phone turns off

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Haha.... like it

 

Otis

Well-Known Member

• Aug 10, 2019

• #16

Every time I type Fankaty Dabo my phone plays the Flintstones theme tune.

 

Otis

Well-Known Member

• Aug 10, 2019

• #17

And every time I press the home button a picture of the Ricoh comes up on my screen.

 

bawtryneal

Well-Known Member

• Aug 10, 2019

• #18

Every time I type in Julian Grey it types back "he's gone"

 

Liquid Gold

Well-Known Member

• Aug 10, 2019

• #19

I try to type Freddy Eastwood but my screen just gets tarmaced over

 

TTG

Well-Known Member

• Aug 10, 2019

• #20

I like where this is going....

 

SKYBLUES90

Well-Known Member

• Aug 10, 2019

• #21

Every time I type in Jimmy Hill my mrs goes all Mackam and starts whining at me.

 

Skybluefaz

Well-Known Member

• Aug 10, 2019

• #22

When I type in a Bolton player's name nothing happens.

 

Sbarcher

Well-Known Member

• Aug 10, 2019

• #23

When I type Dion Dublin it comes up with ‘great tackle” (see what I did there-football related, decent!)

 

stevefloyd

Well-Known Member

• Aug 10, 2019

• #24

When i type in cc4l gyused wtah cmeso pu no ym sercen

 

Mcbean

Well-Known Member

• Aug 10, 2019

• #25

When I look at the time it’s always out by 15 mins

 

higgs

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• Aug 10, 2019

• #26

When I type in Freddy Eastwood it's spells rubbish

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Wyken Sky Blue

Well-Known Member

• Aug 10, 2019

• #27

When I type in John Terry my phone starts shagging my wife!

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AStonesThrow

Well-Known Member

• Aug 10, 2019

• #28

skyblue1991 said:

When I type in John Terry my phone starts shagging my wife!

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When I type in frank lampard my wife starts shagging my phone

 

Wyken Sky Blue

Well-Known Member

• Aug 10, 2019

• #29

higgs said:

When I type in bright it spells bullshitter

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When I type it my phone sends about 1500 texts...

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Otis

Well-Known Member

• Aug 10, 2019

• #30

When I type in Coventry City Council my phone starts playing the Laurel and Hardy theme tune.

 

mrtrench

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• Aug 10, 2019

• #31

Three years ago, I typed 'Brexit' into my phone and there's been a stream of long text messages ever since - most of them from a bloke called Mart in Germany.

 

Otis

Well-Known Member

• Aug 10, 2019

• #32

mrtrench said:

Three years ago, I typed 'Brexit' into my phone and there's been a stream of long text messages ever since - most of them from a bloke called Mart in Germany.

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I bought a Brexit phone this morning and all the foreign languages have been removed.

 

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hamil99

Facebook User

• Aug 10, 2019

• #33

When I type in Phil Babb my balls hurt.

 

Greggs

Well-Known Member

• Aug 10, 2019

• #34

covcity4life comes out as animalrapist

 

sw88

Chief Commentator!

• Aug 10, 2019

• #35

Otis said:

When I type in Coventry City Council my phone starts playing the Laurel and Hardy theme tune.

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Mine plays benny hill!