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Paul Grafton 7:48 AM on 9/8/2013

ROLL UP, ROLL UP, FOR TIM FISHERS COVENTRY CITY SIXFIELDS CIRCUS

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
One of the Greatest Wonders of the Football World!!
Like, I wonder who thought this was a good idea? (Take a bow Timmy!)

Featuring - THE HUMAN CANONBALL - Witness Tim's attempt at destroying 130 years of history with just one selfish act.

Starring - JOY SEPALLA AS THE INVISIBLE LADY- Watch as she tears apart a city's heritage without ever making an appearance! Ever! (Please respect Ms Sepalla's privacy folks as she respects others (unless you're from Coventry that is! HaHa! ))

LAUGH ALONG! as Sixfield Circus' very own Ringmaster Tim gets the crowd to count the empty seats! Six-Thousand-Nine-Hundred-and-Ninety-Seven!-!-Six-Thousand-Nine-Hundred-and-Ninety-Eiiiiight!-Six-Thousand-Nine-Hundred-and-Ninety-Niiiiiiiine!.....

SPECIAL ATTRACTION FOR SIX WEEKS ONLY - BEAT THE EMBARGO - With Tim the Magnifico, the infamous magician, and his able assistant Stevie P. YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES! Watch as Tim ties Stevie's hands behind his back as he attempts to produce a competitive squad out of nothing! AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EARS! Stevie then explains the logic behind the Bomb Squad strategy of football management!

BE AMAZED! at some of the biggest fattest lies ever told! Take it away Tim –
  • WE were forced out if the Ricoh by ACL",
  • "WE will return to Coventry, (working closely with our friends on the council) I PROMISE",
  • "The embargo was caused by ACL…"
  • "WE will sign six or seven players once the embargo is lifted"
  • "WE will build a stadium in three years…well five, hopefully",
  • "WE understand how the fans feel, WE feel THEIR pain!",
  • and many more

AND THE GRAND FINALE -Tim puts his head in a lion's mouth and waits ACL sign the CVA! Could you stand the suspense?! OOOOOH! AHHHHH! Let's hope he makes he makes it eh folks!

Also Showing
  • Joy the Ventriloquist and her adorable Puppets Tim the Fish and Paul "The Snake" Appleton
  • The Monkeys Tea Party Featuring SISU Clown Posse.
  • The Human Jellyfish - Urgh! They're spineless and slimey, Yes! it's the Football League!
  • Tony "Hannibal" Cardoza, our congenial host and helping hand without whom none of this would be possible.

Make sure you ABSOLUTELY DEFINITELY DO miss Tim Fishers Travelling Circus in Northampton. Starts Sunday for five years only.

Disclaimer: Coventry, City, Tim Fisher and SISU are not really an actual circus, although they are probably a laughing stock. This is meant as a bit of fun, but there is serious side. Coventry City FC was bought by SISU but was built by the blood, sweat and many tears of the people of Coventry and it is those generations of people who are the rightful owners of Coventry City Football Club.

PUSB but NOTONEPENNYMORE
 

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James Smith

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Brilliant but shouldn't that be Laugh Alone given the numbers expected at Sixfields?
 

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