Alternative careers for City players based on their names (1 Viewer)

Brighton Sky Blue

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #36

Peter Ndlovu-Match maker.

 

Grendel

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #37

I am sure Neil Ramsbottom must have had an alternate career but I'm just not clever at this sort of thing.

 

Joe King

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Mar 18, 2012

• #38

Steve Ogrizovic: Bouncer for a zoo charity (anag: evict zoo givers) Best I could come up with!!

 

tower_skyblue

Member

• Mar 19, 2012

• #39

Paul Dyson - inventorJohn Craven - NewsreaderLarry Lloyd - PharmacistRobbie Simpson - Cartoon actorPaul Furlong - Horse TrainerStuart Pearce - Body PearcerDavid Cross - PriestJohn Beck - BrewerMick Ferguson - ElectronicsGarry and David Thompson - Pop singers

 

LastGarrison

Well-Known Member

• Mar 19, 2012

• #40

Jordan Henderson - Looking after Bigfoot.

 

Tankie

New Member

• Mar 19, 2012

• #41

Mick Coop.....Chicken Farmer
Brian Whitehouse...Painter and decorator
Ronnie Farmer...Errr!
David Cross...Anger management consultant
Ashley Grimes.....Chimney Sweep
Gerry Daley...Newsagent
Jack cork..........Vintner
frank austin......Car dealer
Mick Ferguson...Tractor Maker

 

scroobiustom

New Member

• Mar 19, 2012

• #42

Conor Thomas...Travel Agent
Chris Hussey...ahem prostitute

not strictly based on surname but Freddy Eastwood....a footballer

 

We'll_live_and_die

Super Moderator

• Mar 19, 2012

• #43

Freddy Eastwood....Gypsy

 

scroobiustom

New Member

• Mar 19, 2012

• #44

Apologies for repeating ones already mentioned, I didn't look back over the post, my bad.

 

pusbccfc

Well-Known Member

• Mar 19, 2012

• #45

Mcsheffery- popular motorway service cafe.

 

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georgehudson

Well-Known Member

• Mar 20, 2012

• #46

bell & eastwood ...
confidence tricksters

 

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superskyblue

Well-Known Member

• Mar 20, 2012

• #47

Ben Turner could be a strictly homosexual rent boy, or just someone who fiddles taxes.

 

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Sharpie83

New Member

• Mar 20, 2012

• #48

Terry butcher a butcher
Gordon strachen a snooker table ( name of the snooker tables on tv )
Phil Neal a priest or a prozzy
Andy thorn a rose bush
Ian dowie shrek
Eric black a golly wog
Darren huckerby a bee catcher
Hadji a jockey
Chippo a chippy owner or a carpenter
Brian kilkline a hitman
Dave Phillips a screw driver
Nicky gynn a Piss head
Lloyd McGrath an Irish map reader
Greg downs a lift operator

 

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skablue

New Member

• Mar 20, 2012

• #49

Cyrille Regis - A sleepy seaside retirement town
Perry Suckling - Pear cider taster
Raddy Avramovich - Oligarch
Ray Pointer & Maurice Setters - Dog Breeders

 

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smileycov

Facebook User

• Mar 20, 2012

• #50

Tonylinc said:

John Key----Locksmith

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John Key - Heroin Addict

 

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skablue

New Member

• Mar 20, 2012

• #51

Gerry Daly - German newspaper

 

scroobiustom

New Member

• Mar 20, 2012

• #52

Cyrus Christie - 110m huddler
Jordan Willis - What you talking bout?

 

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oggys nose

New Member

• Mar 20, 2012

• #53

Luke Steele - Steelworker

 

O

oggys nose

New Member

• Mar 20, 2012

• #54

Leon Barnett - Hairdresser

 

stupot07

Well-Known Member

• Mar 20, 2012

• #55

Elliot Ward - a nurse
Stern John - a headmaster
Noel whelen - a snowman
Brian borrows - a borrower
Dave burrows - a rabbit

 

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MTK

Well-Known Member

• Mar 20, 2012

• #56

Peter Billing - Accountant
Andy Blair - Politician
Louis Carey - Nightclub owner
Tommy English - patriot
Paul Furlong - Race horse
Clinton Morrison - supermarket manager

 

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skablue

New Member

• Mar 20, 2012

• #57

Craig Pead - Gary Glitter Impersonator