Alternative careers for City players based on their names (1 Viewer)

Otis

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• Mar 18, 2012

• #1

Ben Turner - Lathe operator

Clive Platt - Hairdresser

Chris Hussey - Prostitute

Jordan Clarke - Court official

Carl Baker - Breadmaker

Ernie Hunt - Master of Foxhounds

David Bell - Campanologist

Ricahrd Shaw - Beachcomber

Marlon King - Monarch

David Speedie - Sprint champion

George Mason - Mason

Brian Borrows - Pay Day Loans cashier

Arthur Lightning - God of Thunder

Trevor Peake - Mountaineer


Any more?

 

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Otis

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #2

Peter Barnes - Farmer

Jimmy Holmes - Builder

 

hutch1972

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #3

Bill Glazier- Glazer
Richard Wood- chippy
Paul Cook- Chef

 

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Otis

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• Mar 18, 2012

• #4

Bobby Gould - Prospector

 

Otis

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• Mar 18, 2012

• #5

John Key - Locksmith

 

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Brighton Sky Blue

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #6

Dion Dublin-Mathematician

Robert Page-Author

Cody McDonald-Burger boy

 

skybluejelly

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #7

freddy eastwood...footballer

 

Otis

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• Mar 18, 2012

• #8

David Rennie - Pharmacist

 

ohitsaidwalker king power

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #9

Houchen- Chinese dictator

 

ccfcdan

New Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #10

Kevin Thornton - Choclatier.

David Pipe - Tobacanist

 

hutch1972

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #11

Roger Van Gool - Ghost
Rudi Kaiser - German PM

 

Otis

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• Mar 18, 2012

• #12

Elliot Ward - Hospital Porter

 

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Brighton Sky Blue

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #13

Marcus Hall-Hotelier

 

rickyCCFC

New Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #14

Onandi Lowe - Drug dealer ... oh wait

 

ohitsaidwalker king power

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #15

Robert Jarni- Escapologist

 

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Pigeon

New Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #16

Herbert Banks - Accountant
Arthur Bacon- Butcher
Leon Barnett - Hairdresser
David Bowman- Archer
Richard Brush - Hairdresser
Harry Buckle - Cobbler
Terry Butcher - Quite obvious
Nathan Cameron- Prime Minister ?
Fred Chaplin- Vicar
Sammy Clingan - Star Trek Actor
Martin Cranie- Builder
Albert Fisher - Angler

 

kg82

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #17

Lee Fowler - Chicken farmer... or toilet cleaner

 

ccfcdan

New Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #18

Trevor Peake - Explorer

 

ohitsaidwalker king power

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #19

Gary Breen- Team Building consultant

 

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Tonylinc

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #20

John Key----Locksmith

 

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Tonylinc

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #21

Gary Abbot-----Monk

 

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Tonylinc

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #22

David Icke-----Idiot

 

ccfcway

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #23

chris coleman - a coleman

stephan kuntz - er

 

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Tonylinc

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• Mar 18, 2012

• #24

Mick Coop-----Retail assistant

 

Otis

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• Mar 18, 2012

• #25

John Tudor - Kindom ruler.

 

Otis

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #26

Adam Virgo - Astrologist.

 

kg82

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #27

Dennis Wise - Oracle

 

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Tonylinc

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #28

Arthur Lightening.....Electrian

 

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Tonylinc

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #29

Ray Wood.....Carpenter

 

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Tonylinc

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #30

Willie Carr.....Driving Instuctor

 

Otis

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #31

Lee Mills - Car park.

 

Sbarcher

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #32

John Clarke- accounts fiddler
Joe Elliot- car accessories
Ray Ranson- kidnapper (almost)
John Sillett- bang, all purpose cleaner
Hedman- managing director
Chippo- fish and chip shop owner
Ogrizovic- fuck it, I give up!!

 

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Tonylinc

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• Mar 18, 2012

• #33

Sbarcher said:

John Clarke- accounts fiddler
Joe Elliot- car accessories
Ray Ranson- kidnapper (almost)
John Sillett- bang, all purpose cleaner
Hedman- managing director
Chippo- fish and chip shop owner
Ogrizovic- fuck it, I give up!!

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Brilliant!

 

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DukeOfCov

New Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #34

Tommy English - teacher
Robbie Keane - motivational speaker
Terry Butcher - butcher
Micky Gynn - landlord

 

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Tonylinc

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2012

• #35

George Hudson.....Butler(for those among us too young....Upstairs, Downstairs)