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A story to mark my 200th post... (1 Viewer)

  • Thread starter scroobiustom
  • Start date Mar 20, 2012
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scroobiustom

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  • Mar 20, 2012
  • #1
In IRELAND after a long day's work a BAKER and his pal a BELL maker headed to the pub. After an epic drinking session consisting of many pints of MURPHY's stout, the two men, dazed and confused left and headed for home. Along there journey they attracted the attention of a HUSSEY and her pimp, known simply in these parts as SISU, of whom's attention they couldn't shake, quickly they headed into a nearby WOOD, where they believed themselves safe only for moments later, one of the men was to stand upon an up turned THORN, now you've DUNN it said the other! as they were now in serious trouble.

Looking up the pair noticed a sign nailed to a TREE, it read EASTWOOD cottage 9 miles and had an arrow pointing left...and so began the epic journey of these men, not knowing what was around the corner but always positive safety could happen if they were to stick together!
 

LastGarrison

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 20, 2012
  • #2
Well there's 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
 

Covstu

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 20, 2012
  • #3
And 30 mins of his!
 

scroobiustom

New Member
  • Mar 20, 2012
  • #4
Lots of love for my tall tale, took about as long to read as to write in truth.

Thanks for reading though:jerkit:
 

harvey098

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 20, 2012
  • #5
Hahaaa they were the harshest but funniest 2 replies ive seen on here for a long time. Well I liked it anyway Scroob!
 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
  • Mar 20, 2012
  • #6
I liked it as well Scroob!
 
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