2 More Events at the Ricoh (Chris Tarrant and Soccer Saturday) (1 Viewer)

usskyblue · Nov 1, 2018

fellatio_Martinez said:
Yes, it's a terrible addiction of his.

He was sacked from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire due to excessive crumbing, that's the term given to biscuit addicts by the way.

When times got tough he’d go down the market and buy bags of broken biscuits m8

PurpleBin · Nov 1, 2018

usskyblue said:
I haven’t forgiven the bloke holding a piece of torn off wallpaper saying ‘We’ll be back’

Whatever happened to him?

usskyblue · Nov 1, 2018

PurpleBin said:
Whatever happened to him?

Joined a losers forum and called himself Otis

Grendel · Nov 1, 2018

PurpleBin said:
Whatever happened to him?

He wrote a biography about his life oddly entitled We’ll be back

Sky_Blue_Daz · Nov 1, 2018

Nick said:
I've never really got the after dinner speaker things with people like Chris Tarrant. Same when it was the cricketer the other week.

It's the same a target audience as Miranda, far too much laughing at stuff that isn't slightly funny.

1:30 is hardly after dinner ,to be fair it’s barely after breakfast

fernandopartridge · Nov 1, 2018

fellatio_Martinez said:
Tarrant apparently lives in a Travel lodge now. I've heard he's a right c**t. He sits at the breakfast buffet every morning hogging the toaster and telling everyone how he's outlived Cheggers and has "had the last laugh". He also hates Noel Edmunds intensely for his luscious mane of hair and regularly tells guests he was behind September 11th.

Should be a good show.

He's got a scam going on with a 12 inch plate

Grendel · Nov 1, 2018

Nick said:
I've never really got the after dinner speaker things with people like Chris Tarrant. Same when it was the cricketer the other week.

It's the same a target audience as Miranda, far too much laughing at stuff that isn't slightly funny.

I get Tufnell as if you like cricket he’d have some stories to tell

Oddly William Hague was very good

Otis · Nov 1, 2018

usskyblue said:
Joined a losers forum and called himself Otis

You what, mate?

fellatio_Martinez · Nov 1, 2018

fernandopartridge said:
He's got a scam going on with a 12 inch plate

Cashback!

usskyblue · Nov 1, 2018

Otis said:
You what, mate?

*u wot m8

PurpleBin · Nov 2, 2018

Sure he got nicked once for throwing a fork at someone in a Nottingham Curry house

christonabike · Nov 2, 2018

PurpleBin said:
Sure he got nicked once for throwing a fork at someone in a Nottingham Curry house

What was the point in that?

Otis · Nov 2, 2018

usskyblue said:
*u wot m8

Maybe, but not for the upper middle class.

Otis · Nov 2, 2018

christonabike said:
What was the point in that?

It was a four pronged attack.

fellatio_Martinez · Nov 2, 2018

PurpleBin said:
Sure he got nicked once for throwing a fork at someone in a Nottingham Curry house

True and hilariously Partridge-esque

"A friend of Tarrant's said: "He was prattling on and on and on. First it was 'Chris Tarrant - who thought I'd find you in an Indian takeaway'.

" Every time the producer asked Chris a question, in what was a very quiet restaurant, this guy would chirp up with 'Ooooh, are you going to phone a friend?'.

Then he was saying, 'What are you going to choose, A, B, C or D?', when Chris picked up the menu.

"It went on and on. He kept interrupting. And of course he was coughing away in a reference to Millionaire cheat Major Charles Ingram.

"When the waiter came back with the dessert menu, he chipped in with, 'Oh, but I don't want to give you that'."

Finally, after Tarrant went to a buffet to refill his plate, he asked the man: "Look, can I just have a meal with my mate?

"We have quite a complicated work day. Can we just talk about what we are here to talk about - the scripts and stuff?'

Tarrant admits that, perhaps unwisely, he then threw something at the diner.

He said: "I lobbed, I stress lobbed, a spoon, or a fork, or napkin, whatever, and that was it."

Tarrant said the man reacted light-heartedly, although he later seemed to be having a row with his girlfriend.

The first Tarrant heard of the assault claim was when four police officers knocked on the door of his room at Nottingham's Crowne Plaza"

DionDublinsJockstrap · Nov 2, 2018

CJ_covblaze said:
He used to drink in the Oak and Black Dog in Stretton on Dunsmore and always seemed a very nice chap. Wouldn’t pay to see him though. Not quite sure what they’re thinking with this one? Maybe he’s there to question Tim.

Tarrant: So Plan A is..
A: The Ricoh
B: The Butts
C: Brandon
D: Ansty

Tim: A

Tarrant: Is that your final answer?

Tim: Could I phone a friend please
Chris : Have you got four friends
Tim: No but Joy Seppala said she would pretend
Chris : Hi Joy I've got Tim in the studio
Joy

CJ_covblaze said:
He used to drink in the Oak and Black Dog in Stretton on Dunsmore and always seemed a very nice chap. Wouldn’t pay to see him though. Not quite sure what they’re thinking with this one? Maybe he’s there to question Tim.

Tarrant: So Plan A is..
A: The Ricoh
B: The Butts
C: Brandon
D: Ansty

Tim: A

Tarrant: Is that your final answer?

Tim: Can I phone a friend please Chris
Chris: Have you got any friends Tim
Tim: No but my work colleague Joy said she will pretend
Chris : Joy Chris Tarant here I have your work colleague Tim here
Joy: Wanker
Chris: Bit harsh Joy he's got to £500
Joy: I was talking to you Chris
Tim: Hi Joy - The question is whose statue stands outside the Ricoh Arena is it You, me, Jimmy Hill or Barry Chuckle
Joy: Well it's not me yet or you, and I've never heard of one of the others so it must be Barry Chuckle.
Tim: Thanks Joy see you at the match tomorrow
Joy: I thought Wasps were away this weekend
Tim; Chris can I phone my dog please

itsabuzzard · Nov 3, 2018

Grendel said:
I get Tufnell as if you like cricket he’d have some stories to tell

Oddly William Hague was very good

Hague is quite a wit.

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letsallsingtogether · Nov 5, 2018

Now you can all go and see the spice girls yet another gig in June.

I will unfortunately give this one a miss.

chiefdave · Nov 5, 2018

letsallsingtogether said:
Now you can all go and see the spice girls yet another gig in June.

Is there some sort of weird time vortex at the Ricoh. First the likes of Bananarama, Go West, Chesney Hawkes, Peter Ande and Five and now the Spice Girls. Well some of them, Victoria obviously hasn't blown all her money.

letsallsingtogether · Nov 5, 2018

chiefdave said:
Is there some sort of weird time vortex at the Ricoh. First the likes of Bananarama, Go West, Chesney Hawkes, Peter Ande and Five and now the Spice Girls. Well some of them, Victoria obviously hasn't blown all her money.

True posh has a few quid then again she should have been named miserable spice.

PurpleBin · Nov 5, 2018

letsallsingtogether said:
True posh has a few quid then again she should have been named miserable spice.

Married to one of the most famous men in the world. I can see why she swerved it.

Id love to taste her arse mind you.

Nick · Nov 5, 2018

PurpleBin said:
Married to one of the most famous men in the world. I can see why she swerved it.

Id love to taste her arse mind you.

You want to kiss Beckham?

letsallsingtogether · Nov 5, 2018

PurpleBin said:
Married to one of the most famous men in the world. I can see why she swerved it.

Id love to taste her arse mind you.

Ugly miserable cow.
I wouldn't

usskyblue · Nov 5, 2018

David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher...

Both come in posh boxes innit

Nick · Nov 5, 2018

usskyblue said:
David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher...

Both come in posh boxes innit

Often given to teachers too

Malaka · Nov 6, 2018

PurpleBin said:
Married to one of the most famous men in the world. I can see why she swerved it.

Id love to taste her arse mind you.

What Cukoid style?

CJ_covblaze · Nov 6, 2018

Just been to the snooker down there. Great game. O’Sullivan v Higgins. Only £16 quid too.

CJ_covblaze · Nov 8, 2018

COVKIDSNEVERQUIT said:
And a chance to be on the telly .

Cj , Cj give us a wave, Cj give us a wave.

That’s why I sat towards the back.

SBAndy · Nov 8, 2018

Saw a rumour yesterday that Tarrant is lined up for I’m a Celeb. Didn’t realise ticket sales would go quite that badly!

letsallsingtogether · Nov 10, 2018

I got my daughter her Spice Girl tickets took 1 hour waiting in a queue site kept crashing yet they recon they sold out in minutes.
Had too keep entering details every 5 miutes or so such a shit site that ticketmaster.

CJ_covblaze · Nov 10, 2018

letsallsingtogether said:
I got my daughter her Spice Girl tickets took 1 hour waiting in a queue site kept crashing yet they recon they sold out in minutes.
Had too keep entering details every 5 miutes or so such a shit site that ticketmaster.

The Mrs and her Mum got some for Wembley and the extra date at the Ricoh. Ticketmaster have said it was the busiest they’ve ever been. 700,000 individuals in the queue probably wanting 2 or 3 each so around 2 million people in total. Mental!

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