All that follows is complete fantasy.............. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
based on information received
Joy is revealed as an intergalactic gun runner and arrested by the Men in Black
Tims mum grabs him by the ear on the court steps and drags him home for his tea, telling him he has been a very naughty boy
Labovitch is given a new rubber ball to chase
ACL reveal SISU have forgotten to register their shares in 2007 and club is now the property of the Crown....... the crown do a deal with the Trust to transfer ownership to a community owned club........ ACL do deal with new club to let it use stadium rent free, with all matchday incomes going to club, and a give club a sponsorship deal of £1m pa
Huge oil reserves are revealed as discovered under car park C and the financial future of the stadium is secure
We all wake up to discover this has all been a nightmare and CCFC are still in the premiership




