Middlesbrough - got punched in the face by a nasty bruiser who wanted my (and 12 y.o. sister's) scarf. I was 16, female, 5ft, and 7st.
Footnote - the b@stard didn't get the scarf :)
Leeds - dirty Leeds. Fans still think it's 1972.
Sunderland - Inlaws there. Watch their faces when you say you...