I once played football with Lloyd McGrath's son in the park on Lydgate Hill, and I'm after 3 together for myself, my dad who doesn't get to many games these days and the warlock I'm paying to re-animate his corpse for the day. Do you think we'd qualify for disabled and carer tickets?
Robins does his best work when we're the underdog, really think we've got a shot at a famous day out. Same with Chelsea. Man City would probably just bore us off the pitch, like they do to everyone else.
There's also quite a few fans who show up just to take photos of themselves to post on social media and sit on their hands in silence the rest of the time, different strokes for different folks innit.