Housemate: *runs into kitchen* OMG DID YOU WATCH MAN CITY V SPURS?!
Me: Nope but I saw the BBC report, looked good
Housemate: WHAT?! What were you watching instead?
Me: Nothing, I’ve got a lot of work to do and couldn’t be arsed to stream it
Housemate: MATE! 4-3, one of the best matches of...