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2 pints of SOTV please young man

He’d blame the foreign or non-white kids for the carnage

None - think it was the plan all along. He’ll blame the EU, Labour, Immigrants, the SNP and people will buy it.

Rod Liddle wouldn’t make it to break time... he’d have walked out a quibbling, dribbling mess by then.

The man is a c**t. That’s been obvious to nearly everyone for a long time. Doesn’t stop the insidious little twat bad mouthing our profession and his sheeple will lap it up no end.

I think Northamptonshire will be in Tier 3 next time they review it - certainly the east of the county anyway.

If that’s a selfie he must have arms like Inspector Gadget

See they’ve just upped their game again - SOTV stout

I know it’s bullshit - a week of remote learning and everyone is safe at Xmas.

People won’t take the risk this close to Xmas now

Slightest sniff of Cov-ID next week in a school and they’ll close... rightly so especially with the impact of self-isolation and Xmas

By Wednesday I reckon 30/40% will have sacked it off.

A 6 month punishment seems a little excessive. It would far more satisfying to stick her out in the field for 2 months having to report funny anecdotes like the Cheese Toastie that looks like Karl Marx.

I kNoW wHaT i VoTeD fOr....

The longest I can get to is about 30 days.. by which time my beard resembles the head of a Weasley, which looks even more daft as I am blonde.

As long as we keep one back to be called HMS We’re Fucked

Do you think the British fish tell the European fish to go back to their own waters? (only the Brexit voting ones - not the sour faces Remainer fish)

I had the vaccine today - I fucking love Bill Gates .... (I feel very strongly inclined to write this even though I don’t know why)

My personal favourite was Jim from Tile Hill who said ‘Biden doesn’t represent me’