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That'll be the day. She only wants to slap me because I am laughing too much and she's on the phone. :D

Just seems to me like a film they have thrown the kitchen sink at. From the clips I have seen I am struggling to see any coherent narrative. I'm sure it looks great though.

What £7 instead of 5? ;)

:claping hands::claping hands::claping hands::claping hands::claping hands: I am highly amused by your fake show of moral outrage! Top wumming there my friend. Pretty sure I didn't correct you anyway. Violent reaction? :claping hands::claping hands::claping hands::claping hands: Fantastic...

it's not about Davi Bell's legs is it? Or about the difference between a joke and telling a joke? :D

There just jokes. There castle, there werewolf!

This one here is even more perfect. This one is excellent. Still wouldn't stop him being out for 3 months with watery eyes or earache though. If I can just find a helmet. Ohh, I think I already have. ;)

We though that you had maybe modelled for the mouldy banana yourself, Nick! ;)

I'm making hay. Leave me alone! :D

this is the other concept they have in mind for him. Still would need to sort his legs out though. Maybe wrap them in bacon like pigs in blankets?

:claping hands::claping hands::claping hands::claping hands::claping hands::claping hands::claping hands: Chill!! And breathe!!!!!!

Doesn't seem rather odd. Who doesn't want promotion?

Obviously, this. Getting promoted will make us a much more attractive proposition to any would by investors.

Whoa, steady on there Pax. You can't just compare your own experiences to what is happening here. None of us have any idea of the details of any of these arrests. You know what happened in your past, but have no idea of the truth in this situation.

Yep. Unfair. Even if these people are innocent their reputations are tarnished. Suppose it is very difficult to arrest or question these high profile kind of people without anyone finding out.

Nick, Nick, nicked? Got to be the Sun headline tomorrow surely! Either that or racist comedian finally gets his comeuppance!

And besides, I do believe the physio has fitted him with a lining to wear under his kit for protection. I think it looks something like this ....

Most excellent. He also cannot tell the difference between someone joking and a joke. I guess every time anyone says to him something is just a joke he is going to ask for them to explain the punchline. You can joke without telling a joke and I was clearly not telling a joke. Talk about...

How dare you, you dim wit. I quite clearly and categorically said that he should be shot!

No shit Sherlock. :D I returned the compliment.