This. Instead they bought Castledine, which on the surface could be a good signing, but in terms of their position in the league when they signed him seemed weird when they’ve been crying out for a big number 9.
You should utilise them as a balancing aid instead, almost like extra forelimbs, like a dog; this should aid in your balance. Do not seek medical attention, you are just unique.
Stoke have done Ipswich a favour there really, the Ipswich fans can now concentrate on having a bountiful spring onion and new potato harvest in May instead. Everyone goes home happy.