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Totally agree. It angers me. If you have to brake quickly there is no way you can control the vehicle as well just one handed.

As per the topic of the day today about people using their mobile phones while driving, it's entirely that! Really makes me annoyed. When I am out walking the dog I see so many people on their phones whilst driving. I have a Bluetooth device in my car. Cost about £11 and it is on my sun...

Well lucky you! I was an only child apart from my two brothers. Would have loved what you had.

Yeah, you would have thought they would have tied in with you first wouldn't you.

Been a very clear demise to my mind. They used to be the second best team in the whole of Glasgow. Now look at them!

Ah, the Jolly Colliers!! Memories. I used to live in Ringwood Highway, so just up the road from me, though our local was the Acorn!!! :(

Well yeah, but unlike the senior team at least they only have the one Burke.

Yep!! Saturday morning movies!! Used to love them!

Or alternatively, kids can see it is Crime watch, know it is about a hideous and tragic murder right at the heart of their own community and indelibly etched onto the minds of most of Britain, and therefore accordingly, show respect.

Off licences. Many memories of going to a pub and being served pop and crisps (shake the salt sachet ones) from the outdoor hatch. Outdoor, free public paddling pools. Hop on, hop off buses. Going round mates' houses and knocking on doors to see if they would come out to play (and they...

No not at all. We move to Knowle and I think we can expect crowds of at least 2,000.

And if so, what is it? My daughter and I call my missus Two. She is unaware. Everything with her is it's 'too cold, or too loud, or too hot, or too controversial, or too far, or too late, or too much.'

Yeah, and not the local Conservative party one.

Yeah, but obviously my wife doesn't 'get it.' She has called it 'embarrassing, sad and very cruel.' Can't be arsed to go over it all again with her. :(

My missus does that all the time. A brand new, never seen before programme and she will ask what is going to happen next! The power to predict the future is not something to be sniffed at though and would be a lovely string to my bow.

Isn't Knowle close to Solihull? Rather posh isn't it? Don't think they will like the oiks moving in to be honest. Same with Meriden.

On a mission from God, like the Blues Brothers? To bring comedy to the masses?

I'm currently reading the instructions to my carbon monoxide detector.

My other favourite is of the cleaning lady who used to work for us. One day I said to her, 'Kath, there's an eclipse of the Sun tomorrow, are you going to watch it?' 'Errm, what time is it happening?' '2 o'clock!' Says I. 'Oh, 2 o'clock in the morning or in the day?'

Best I have ever had (and I think I have told this before) was this bloke I used to work with. One day for some reason we were talking about the solar system and then on to the Sun and Earth. We then went on to talk how much bigger the Sun was to planet Earth and this bloke chirped up, 'What...