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Going out jeans these days have to be ripped to shreds and almost falling apart!

If Wood's playing it will be a nailed on goal from a set piece.

Bloody silly tv adverts for perfume (unless it’s the Jean Paul Gaultier one!)

The wife when she changes the duvet cover. How come inside the cover the duvet always finds it's way to her side of the bed and I'm left with just the cover material over me.

On BBC following Hearts. A good watch. https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000pq16/this-is-our-story-inside-hearts-series-1

If they don't make it this season and the salary cap kicks in, they will really struggle to get out of L1. I think they will go up this season, they have some good players but Parkinson wan't the man to get the best from them. Worth a couple of quid on them being promoted now.

Turn the meter off the taxi!

Do you have to dress up as Zwarte Piet?

In the hands of God now........

Standard here in OX20 - £30/bin for garden waste

Our local council in North Oxfordshire are removing all the local town re-cycling areas as the bins were overflowing. The reason they are being removed is that it encourages fly-tipping! So instead of emptying them more regularly they are being removed completely which of course will encourage...

After lockdown, there is no way No 5 can be met - we are all bursting out of our already tight synthetic shirts.

Get a Stingo down you. None of that crafty shite for me. All fart no shit!

She's a pawn actress.

Got to make sure you are fresh for your homework!

Close, but no cigar! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-54965098

Who's the new Chinese player?

Oh no. He was my boss. Such a lovely man. He brought the combi boiler to the UK and fought to get the Water Regs changed so they could be legally installed.

Still time this year for the Duke and maybe Cliff as an outsider! Did you see the chap from Hayes Travel who rescued Thomas Cook died at work this week, such a shame for all he has done for the travel industry.

Took my grandson to his first ever game. Told him there would be plenty of goals..........................