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Well it was either that or get 'volunteers' from 60 odd miles away to buy our police force and take over here, leaving our own special constables to have to rent their uniforms and kit off them.

Cov Uni have appointed special constablles for the campus. New initiative.

All these police in this photo and not one single one of them has Ann Lucas in handcuffs. :facepalm:

I think 'Armstrong scores' should be made a headline template for every newspaper in the land when this lad is playing. When he doesn't score I have to pinch myself and look in the mirror to make sure I'm not dreaming.

Not saying you can win it, but you sure as hell can make a mark upon it and have a shed load of fun whilst doing so.

Cool. Turkey Bolognese for my family and a Sprout and Chestnut Pizza for me. Sent from my Hudl 2 using Tapatalk

Errrm .... Greece 2004.

They are open on Christmas Day?

Did you see the advertising hoardings for the Scots game. Read something like 'We love you Germany, but only for tonight.' A bit embarrassing and rather desperate. They must be gutted that they will be the one nation from these parts not taking place.

Well done Northern Ireland. Hope they have a blast in France. Looks like we might well have England, Wales, Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland all making it through to the finals. Might actually do a favour for England, cos it won't all be about them and following their every move...

His post match interviews made me doubt I was even there in the same stadium. I'm convinced he will get a bit of a hard time, as his teams did produce some of the most inept, tepid, pointless performances we have seen in recent years. Dull, dull, dull!

Yes, agree.

I would just play Lameiras instead of Tudgay on Saturday. The reason being that both Fortune and Tudgay are players who hold the ball up to bring others into play rather than being out and out goal getters. Similar players in some ways. Lameiras playing just behind Fortune (or Tudgay) would...

I'm not scared to play anyone. What are you wittering on about you damn fool! :D You said 'So never play him again?' And I have him in for the very next match. Lol

Which is exactly the reason we wouldn't want him here at our club.

Two Millimetres Away From Perfection - The Mathematician Years

Err, haven't I just chosen him in my starting 11 for Saturday? :thinking about: I've just picked him to play! He has been out of sorts lately, but I would certainly play him on Saturday.

Can't see much wrong with that at all, other than it being illegal. Only one looks a half-hearted effort. He moves forwards and then dives sideways. All he's doing is trying to narrow the angles.

Yep. Supposed to stay on their line. From that still though the player is right at the point of striking the ball and it looks like RCC has only taken the tiniest move forwards. Need to see the video to be quite honest. That still doesn't quite give the full picture. Couldn't access the video...

Yeah, but this is SBT, so that obviously means we all want to chase after him with pitchforks and then burn him alive at the stake.