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I think it’s a shining example of how Asian football has progressed, and South American teams (and some big European teams) have regressed. Japan and South Korea in the last 16, fighting for everything and deservedly going through at the expense of legendary teams like Germany and Uruguay...

BBC 1. 😊

Lineker doing his best to yap the most toilet ever…thank goodness, the match is starting.

Bless you!

Germany usually set any tournament alight with their passion and determination, their collective brilliance and individual acumen. This time, however, they’ve shone with the strength of a lit fart, and are deservedly pissing off home. Go on, off you go. Go on now…airport…

Japan are keeping their shape very well. They’re like a blue wall…

2-2, bugger it.

Oh mercy.

I love it when an underdog slaps the big boys, come on Japan!

Oh my goodness, the Japan vs Spain game just kicked into craziness…2-1 Japan!! Incredible and convoluted VAR decision for their leading goal.

Danny Murphy sounds eerie like Big Ron…

Amazing how poor Denmark have been. Pleasantly surprised by the Aussies though, two wins in their group. Is it me or has this been a bit of a crap World Cup so far, with only a few matches being exciting?

Fully deserved win, and I genuinely hope this England team can mount a serious challenge. Hopefully, we’ve seen the last of Bale, Ramsay, Moore and all the other jobbers in this Welsh team. Page should really be moved on, and I’d really appreciate it if the BBC didn’t ask Ashley Williams to...

Quite a gulf between the two sides, it’s very evident. Wales have been sub-par even against Iran, absolutely shit, and I’m looking at Page and his staff to take the flak. Hopefully England will get a better challenge in the knockout stages. They’ve been pretty good in this second half, I must say.

Couple of decent moves from both sides, but the tempo is so cagey and laboured.

Probably only a matter of time before England breach this Wales defence, but Wales look more solid than the previous two games. Hasn't been a great spectacle so far.

1-1, big Pavlivic with a lovely header.

Cameroon no.3 got his knackered caved in by Tadic. Flying knee it was.

1-0 Cameroon, centre half Castelleto with a tap in. This game has been punctuated by a ridiculous amount of play acting, in all honesty. From both sides.

Eni: “would you put Bale and Ramsay in this Wales team (to face England),John (Hartson), knowing that they’re off the pace?” John: “Yes, in this formation (4-3-3 with Bale RW and Ramsay RM).” Can’t see there being much of a scramble to get Big John on anyone’s coaching staff. Deary me.