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Keep seeing this and as a former teacher it makes me laugh. I can only imagine the look I’d have got off an Ofsted inspector if I said “it’s not my fault the kids misbehave, they just won’t do as they’re told”. The government aren’t powerless, if people weren’t listening it was because of one...

We trade the economy for lives all the time. Health and safety, working time, child Labour, driver limits, all cost business money with the aim of saving lives. It’s not like this is the first time we’ve done it. It’s standard government practice.

It was clear it was going to be needed. Far more could’ve been done to prepare people to work from home, get food deliveries up and running, etc. France and Spain both went into lockdown earlier in their outbreak as well. Well only know when we see how the NHS copes over the next month. If the...

Then huge numbers can stay in lockdown the idiots. An antibody test would allow some people out of lockdown if they’re immune so I guess that’s the first step before a vaccine.

They’ll do what they’ve always done: avoid media and parliamentary scrutiny and play to their base of morons who are eating it up and now seem to believe government should never be held accountable as the mean people won’t do as they’re told. Their one skill is spinning a bullshit narrative...

Serious question: what if you don’t have a printer?

As someone pointed out on Twitter, one line has something like 15 hospitals, several delivery businesses, several supermarkets, etc and is down to one train every 10/15 minutes so it’s perfectly possible all of them actually need to be there. There’s definitely a lot of employers who have...

Convenient. By that logic no politician should ever be held accountable as they always have expert advice.

Reminds me of the joke about Snow White sitting on Pinocchios face shouting “lie you bastard!”

It’s been the issue throughout. Reminds me of a shit supply teacher who values being liked over keeping discipline. And I should know about them! :P

I just wanted to moan about The Mandalorian.

This will annoy the Boris lovers but I’m sorry yet more evidence that the management of this has been a complete clusterfuck. Heads need to roll when this is over starting with his. Stick Sunak in if nothing else:

Would work if other countries hadn’t had it for months. And they’re still drip feeding The Mandalorian! It’s been online for ages!

Yeah I just got it too and it looks pretty awesome. Every Simpsons episode and the 90 Marvel cartoons alone would get me through isolation.

Right? Like how the government don’t employ police and courts and just ask people nicely to not commit crimes! Oh no, wait. That’s a ridiculous idea and would be a dereliction of their duty to protect citizens. Turns out being in government actually involves doing stuff and not just making...

They don’t give a fuck and will take a stale cheap Carling and just whine about how terrible it is on Facebook

GK - David Ike ??? CM - Gael Bigirimana ???

Just seen updated guidance saying moving kids between houses is allowed. Thank fuck for that.

Cant believe I forgot Jobello.

Everything's booked up from farm shops and veg boxes to Amazon Prime, Tesco to Milk and More that I can see. Have you looked on her local FB group? There might be someone who can drop some shopping round if you can get cash to them or click and collect. I know there’s loads of semi official...