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Isn't that what people are saying, highly unlikely, but it does happen?

There are bad police officers Don, no doubt about it. I know we did nothing wrong at all in my take and they treated us very, very poorly. All we were doing was walking home and we got called liars and were verbally abused.

There are a fair few nicknames that now aren't relevant I'm sure. Were people really angry when we changed the nickname from the Bantams and changed the kit? Have to say the plain white that preceded it wasn't the way to go either though.

Shame, cos if she hadn't have sacked her I would have asked what restaurant it is and then would have just waited round outside by the back of the bins every night.

Can we have a 'I like it for now, but may change my mind later' button.

Ha, ha!! Yep! Had that! I have a friend who married a Greek bloke and it's exactly the same thing!

My mum and dad think the police never ever do wrong. It's ridiculous. The police are humans. Most humans are good, a few are bad. Doesn't matter what walk of life you are in, there are always going to be some bad eggs, be it police, politicians, teachers etc.

My guess is a gulag!

Maths not your strong point then? ;)

Yes!

I am though considering having a late night barbecue in the back garden if she continues to keep pressing my buttons!!

Maybe it's like that Not the Nine O'Clock News sketch. Constable Savage. 'Why did you arrest him, Savage,? ' 'Well he was looking at me in a funny way, sir!'

My wife strangely, never cooks beef or steak, it's always chicken or pork. She literally fries everything and that's another thing where we are complete opposites, because I never fry anything at all. I grill and roast everything. Think last time I fried something will have been over 20 years ago.

I went to a game once and was walking home to Potters Green with 3 friends, I was 15 and two other lads 15 as well and the other one was 13. We were just walking home up Woodway Lane. Suddenly a police car comes along and stops by the side of us and one of the coppers tells us to get in the...

I went to one in Denver, it was lovely.

Not my cup of tea, but some like it. Lots of stews and casseroles and salads. Never seem to roast or grill anything though, it's always boiled or fried. My wife fries everything!

She would indeed.

Have I ever thought I married the wrong woman? Only every day for the last 14 years. ;)

Cricket scoring is stupid. Well it was today anyway. Shocker.

Man City giving 5 debutants a game. Love Richard Osman's tweet on the matter. 'Not saying that Man City aren't taking the FA Cup seriously, but those 11 shirt numbers add up to nearly 450!' :)