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  1. Otis

    WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN TAKING A SHIT?

    I try and guess whether it will look like Ann Widdecombe or Dale Winton upon completion. Give myself a high five if I guess correctly. Of course sometimes it just comes out like Winston Churchill or Lulu and then I am stumped. If I manage a really good one I will take a photo and put it up...
  2. Otis

    Standing/Sitting at Wembley?

    Don't mention wee and football matches in the same sentence. Can often lead to little accidents.
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    Oggy

    Thanks, Bob, I shall put it in my diary.
  4. Otis

    Jodie Jones fixing his hair at Bradford free kick...

    No, midflight. Might have been expecting a bobble.
  5. Otis

    £5 Notes

    Just one of each of those two. Managed to sell them for £10 each.
  6. Otis

    Journalist shares hilarious abuse from online trolls

    I wonder if I was the only one who looked up on Google what a Legoscopy was?
  7. Otis

    Standing/Sitting at Wembley?

    Shouting? Oh dear, not sure I can stomach any of that. Shouting AND standing? I might just not go.
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    KELLY Evans

    Or being asked to wait 15 mins and you reply 'I haven't for 15 minutes! I have only got a quarter of an hour tops!!'
  9. Otis

    32,000 sold already

    Can you not get one online and the other one from the moany queue at the Butts?
  10. Otis

    Wembley Train Tickets

    Yep, I'm your man. Only have single tickets though.
  11. Otis

    Journalist shares hilarious abuse from online trolls

    He's been doing that since the gecko.
  12. Otis

    32,000 sold already

    There's a queue online, but going to the Butts is also standing in a queue.
  13. Otis

    32,000 sold already

    Exbloodyactly!!
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    KELLY Evans

    If he finds his level then surely that is everything to do with height.
  15. Otis

    32,000 sold already

    My dad is 87 and WON'T use the internet, but like I say, he is happy for me to buy things online for him.
  16. Otis

    32,000 sold already

    Yep. Said this before. And if you don't like using computers or going online and using the internet, then surely everyone knows someone with internet access who could get the tickets for them. My dad won't do anything online, or even use direct debits and only deals in cash. He would allow me...
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    Oggy

    Sky Blue legend. Job for life.
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    KELLY Evans

    I don't understand all this focus and attention of his size. I would say he is quite tall for his height.
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    Oggy

    I don't. But if he is people clearly aren't listening to him. I don't believe for a minute that he gets the final say, but surely as GK coach he would make recommendations and give his observations to the club. For them to just totally ignore that advice would be a pretty daft thing to do. The...
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    Oggy

    And 4 managers have just ignored him?
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