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Been several which haven't produced a card No consistency

What an absolute wank that ref is. Yellow card my arse

If blues appoint Danny Cowley as manager would he be the first man to manage a club whose name he can't pronounce?

Haha! Fuck the carb gels!

That was someone he picked up in a nightclub though. We've all got those skeletons in our cupboard (or in my case, buried under the shed).

This is the most difficult Friday night watch since Alan Bradley got ran.over by that tram in Blackpool

The man on the ball has no forward option other than Walker who's surrounded by 3 or 4 defenders.

Apart from in training

It didn't do Usain Bolt or Forrest Gump any harm

haha!

Kelly running the game so far

They don't know what fucking day it is. Useless. Can't be arsed firing the laptop up for I follow though

Im sure we all appreciate the stunning insight it gave us though. 'will Wayne Rooney be the next Derby manager'. 'Only time will tell.' Razor sharp analysis.

I can't hear Karankas name without thinking of Athletico mince

Unless he's slotting Sheaf in to defence it's looking like it

That is criminal. 2 fucking percent? I remember when cheap lagers that tasted like drain fluid at least had the good grace to contain industrial levels of alcohol and were revered among the down and out community. They wouldn't give that piss the time of day.

Was it a Sunday morning?

Thanks to Central news for an in depth explanation of who owns St.Andrews, Fucking gobshites

What about if you're woke unintentionally?

I didn't, you can get a taster for 3 quid. I didn't even buy that my mate did. They did used to sell a nice cherry beer, I'll accept the ponce charge for drinking that!