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It IS bin day for me. Always wake up with a buzz of excitement at the thought of wheeling my bins down to the kerb and then waiting to see who we have signed.

And would care to admit it.

Oh, good grief! Not you again!!

Funny you should say that, I've just come off the phone. Been having an ongoing row with the council over repairs and in retaliation I decided to do a dirty protest on my roof. They were going to take legal action, but now they have let me off and have agreed to wipe the slate clean.

I went to the doctors yesterday and told him I keep getting pains in two places. 'Well' he said 'Stop going to those places then.'

Was thinking more in terms of good news, but actually it's three if you seperate the midfielder and the striker.

I had 12 feet once. It was my Uncle Bob and his 24 mates on my 13th birthday. I used to like surprise presents, but since then I've always just asked for WH Smith vouchers instead.

Why, how long have you got?

Note to self: 'Must find safer hiding place in future. Shoe box compromised.'

Can only mean one thing .... Wycombe at home in the Checkatrade thingy and a 6'4 strapping striker and a midfield general announced as signing for us in time for Saturday.

Yeah. Never seen it, but 'Undateables' seems ill judged as a title I would have thought.

Treatment been making him feel awful I think. Why would he want to come on here and be more depressed. Hope they are blasting that cancer to kingdom come!

Am I the only one on here who doesn't have a credit card, or are there others? Think these days it's the norm to have one isn't it?

Was it Donald Trump again?

Was thinking more in terms of doing it from the other side of the room rather than from Keresley to be honest.

Hmm, therein lies a question. What will come first, self driving cars or Sisu bogging off?

I struggle to even consider you a man at times. It's 11.35pm now. This is one of those times.

Played well against Brighton. Okay, it was only their U23's, but there was no hoofball to be seen. Depending on the draw tomorrow I really fancy our chances.

I did type 'we are bantering as we speak.' Can't you read?

When he gets it I can hopefully throw the book at him.